1 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,917 Rubbing the soil of Hrishikesh on his Hands. 2 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,792 is Meerut's wrestler Badri, 3 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:28,375 who is up against wrestler Loharu of Hrishikesh in dark red trunks. 4 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,042 What's this? 5 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:33,292 Right after the handshake, Badri pounces on Loharu. 6 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:35,083 Damn. 7 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,667 He crumples him like a piece of paper drags him across the dirt. 8 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:46,167 That must have hurt. Curses. 9 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:51,250 One, two... and that's three. 10 00:02:51,333 --> 00:02:53,500 And with that, Hrishikesh's wrestler Loharu 11 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:54,708 is defeated. 12 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:57,542 That's Badri's fourth straight win today. 13 00:02:57,917 --> 00:02:59,958 I've seen enough. 14 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:02,833 Looks like only social media wrestlers are left in Hrishikesh 15 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:03,875 Right? 16 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:09,750 Total fakes. 17 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,417 Wrestling isn't their game anymore. 18 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:18,208 They've got no strength left at all... 19 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,292 Now that's amazing. 20 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,042 Absolutely fantastic. 21 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:22,250 That's more like it. 22 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:30,208 The rising star of the wrestling world-- 23 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:33,875 state champion Shivansh Chaturvedi 24 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:37,083 Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! 25 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:38,792 If Badri has the strength of an elephant, 26 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:42,000 Sunny has the agility of a cheetah. 27 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:44,458 Bravo! 28 00:03:44,542 --> 00:03:46,792 Well done. This is brilliant. 29 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:02,208 And with that, Sunny slams him to the ground. 30 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:05,542 Badri must have cracked all his ribs. 31 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:27,958 Har... Har... Mahadev! 32 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:40,583 Incredible. 33 00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,125 Give Sunny a thunderous ovation. 34 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:44,292 He has made us proud. 35 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,917 The boy was exceptional. 36 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:51,708 Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! 37 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:58,500 Come and collect your reward, young man. 38 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,292 The prize money is Rs. 51,000. 39 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,875 What are you saying, sir? 40 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:04,292 Did I leave my train behind and come here for the prize money? 41 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:06,667 I came here to make Hrishikesh proud. 42 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,167 Give the reward to Badri. 43 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:11,750 Alright. 44 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:15,667 You were impressive. 45 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:17,917 You should know, the girls in my college 46 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,208 ask for your number-- 47 00:05:19,292 --> 00:05:20,167 not mine. 48 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:21,083 Listen... 49 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,875 don't mention girls to me too often. 50 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:23,792 Got it? 51 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:30,042 Get the tyre pressure checked. 52 00:05:30,292 --> 00:05:31,167 Yes, brother. 53 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,750 - And... park the motorcycle at my place. - Yes, brother. 54 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,667 Don't take it out for a spin. 55 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:36,708 Yes, brother. 56 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,250 All the best, brother. 57 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:42,167 Come back as the national champion. 58 00:05:42,292 --> 00:05:43,500 Who can stop me? 59 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,542 Pilot uncle, 60 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,292 at least drive the bus at the speed the ticket costs. 61 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,167 My training starts in Sonipat. 62 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,708 I'll miss my train. 63 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:14,083 Look. Look. 64 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:15,125 Brothers and sisters, 65 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,375 this boy is misbehaving with me. 66 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:17,208 What nonsense. 67 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:18,708 Unbelievable, Mr. Wrestler-- 68 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,042 What has the world come to? 69 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,542 Hold my hand. Why did you let go? 70 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:22,500 Hold it. 71 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,250 Stop this bus right now. Stop it. 72 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,167 Stop the bus! Stop! 73 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,667 Of course. Driver, stop the bus. 74 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,417 Bro, you've built such a massive body, 75 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:31,417 but how can your thinking be so petty? 76 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,708 Not petty, brother—filthy. 77 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:36,292 Because of boys like him, 78 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:39,625 decent, innocent, naive girls like me 79 00:06:39,708 --> 00:06:41,750 can't even step out of the house. 80 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:42,792 Innocent? 81 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:44,875 She was stealing his wallet, 82 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,417 and now she's playing the woman card. 83 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,583 But I still have my wallet. 84 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:49,167 Because I caught her red-handed. 85 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,083 Get him down. 86 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:50,833 Listen to me... 87 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,292 Get him down. Come on. 88 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:53,500 Yes, throw him out. 89 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,667 Get down. Get down. 90 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,958 Make him get down. 91 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,667 I am a state champion. 92 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:00,875 Stop pushing. 93 00:07:01,042 --> 00:07:02,667 - Make him get down. Do it now. - Do I look like a pickpocket? 94 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:04,375 Hey, leave me. 95 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,667 Don't let him go. 96 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,042 Come on, take him to the police. 97 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,000 I'll teach you a lesson today. 98 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,125 Sunny! Sunny! Sunny! 99 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:15,667 How could you do something like this being an athlete? 100 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:18,542 Take a good look at this shameless, 101 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,125 perverted, womanising wrestler. 102 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,500 Shivansh Chaturvedi, aka Sunny-- 103 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:23,667 That's his name. 104 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,458 "Womanising wrestler." 105 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:30,833 You've gone viral, son. 106 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:32,500 Your reputation is ruined. 107 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:36,792 How will you become a national champion now? 108 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:43,167 "Womanising wrestler." 109 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:48,417 "Womanising wrestler." 110 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,500 "Take a good look at this shameless, 111 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,667 perverted, womanising wrestler." 112 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,625 "Womanising wrestler." 113 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:58,125 "Womanising wrestler." 114 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:04,375 (Religious song playing) 115 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:45,375 Hi, friends. 116 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:48,000 I'm back with a new vlog today. 117 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,667 Actually, today marks my mother-in-law's anniversary. 118 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,375 Although I never met her, 119 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,667 we celebrate her death anniversary every year, 120 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:56,875 as a ritual, with full pomp, just like my birthday. 121 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:57,792 Take a look. 122 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,875 Everyone's eating in the backyard. 123 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:01,083 Everyone's having their meal-- 124 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:02,250 Listen... the sweets. Where are the sweets? 125 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,708 Can't you see I'm making a vlog? 126 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:05,333 You cut in right in the middle of my reel. 127 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:06,375 Pintu. 128 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:08,667 - That's Pintu ji—my husband. - Go call father. 129 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,000 They're almost done eating. 130 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:11,625 Mom... 131 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,125 You're no longer here— 132 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,375 no sacred threads, 133 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:17,708 no black dot-- 134 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,333 yet no one casts an eye on me. 135 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,583 No one even glances my way. 136 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:26,958 Son... 137 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:30,250 Why would anyone look at you? 138 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:33,667 In India, for marriage, 139 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:36,917 women must be fair and men must be wise-- 140 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,958 like me. 141 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:41,750 But after failing college, 142 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:44,625 you dropped out and took up wrestling. 143 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:46,833 This is my last warning to you. 144 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:48,833 Shut your commentary 145 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:50,667 when I'm talking to mom. 146 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,125 Your glasses. 147 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,167 Son, how long will you depend 148 00:09:56,333 --> 00:10:00,042 on your invisible mother? 149 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,875 Learn to stand on your own feet. 150 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,375 Find a girl yourself. 151 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,958 Elope with her and get married. 152 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,208 I'll cover all the expenses. 153 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,667 Listen, I'll foot the entire bill... 154 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:13,667 But show me a girl who's ready to elope with me! 155 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:16,708 The Brahmins are sitting outside at the bhoj. 156 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,833 and the father and son won't stop bickering. 157 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:21,417 He's telling me to elope and marry. Says he'll bear the expenses. 158 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:22,750 Is that so? 159 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,458 Well, uncle-- 160 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,750 if you're really generous, 161 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,333 why not sponsor my wedding? 162 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:29,917 I know a girl who'll run away with me-- 163 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,917 Once I clear the IAS and join LBSNAA. 164 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,917 Jesus accepted the noose for you. 165 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,250 He was crucified. 166 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,125 Yet here you are, skipping studies 167 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,792 to chase girls. 168 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:43,000 Who cares anyway! 169 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,667 He called. 170 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,958 -My father? -Yes. 171 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:50,750 He said, "Clear out his room 172 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,083 and ship him back to Bihar... 173 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,708 in the general compartment." 174 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:55,958 Listen, where are you going? 175 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,250 Apologise. 176 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,792 God will punish you. Apologise. 177 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,458 I should apologise? Me? 178 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:01,958 Great. 179 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:04,250 Apology or not, 180 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,500 he's a lost cause. 181 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:10,167 this country's gender ratio is totally skewed. 182 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:14,000 Girls are turning into an 'extinct species'— 183 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,792 endangered breed. 184 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,042 The marriageable ones 185 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:22,458 all demand a 25-year-old groom, 186 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:24,125 graduate, sharp-minded, 187 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,250 government job secured. 188 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:29,583 But... I am a father after all. 189 00:11:30,542 --> 00:11:31,500 Since you're born of me, 190 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,125 I must step up for you. 191 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,833 What do you mean by "born of me"? 192 00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:37,125 Am I some random pimple? 193 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,542 You gave birth to me. 194 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:39,542 Same difference. 195 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,667 How is it same? 196 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,458 Did I send you a friend request on Facebook 197 00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:43,417 or text you on WhatsApp, 198 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,375 "Kindly give birth to me"? 199 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,333 He seriously thinks he birthed me. 200 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:47,333 Rudal. 201 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:48,667 Rudal. 202 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,792 I told you to take father outside 203 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,542 and you're sitting here watching the show. 204 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,083 No, no, I'm coming. 205 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,000 And what's this? 206 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,125 You brought the bowl of curd here. 207 00:11:57,208 --> 00:12:00,833 Brother, it's an all-out war today. 208 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,792 Neither of them is ready to lay down their arms. 209 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,500 Right... 210 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,125 I took an advance from the office 211 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,250 for mom's death anniversary rituals. 212 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,833 My wife's been on her feet all day... 213 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:14,083 My little children haven't eaten a morsel, 214 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,917 and these two are raising a storm. 215 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,500 Disgusting! 216 00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,208 Since morning, your wife's been busy making reels! 217 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:21,125 Call her, sister-in-law. 218 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,792 Your children have been feasting on sweets. 219 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:23,875 Little nephews. 220 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:25,500 I've been starving since morning! 221 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:26,792 -Brother... -Younger brother. 222 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:27,875 Keep your distance. 223 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:28,833 Let's go, Rudal. 224 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,125 I don't want to stay in this house. 225 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,833 Patience. Patience, son. 226 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,208 Patience. 227 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,083 Patience? Kept it. 228 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,458 By the way, judging by uncle's mood, 229 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,583 he won't stop until he finds a wife for you. 230 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,667 He'll pick someone just like himself 231 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,583 who'll make my life hell. 232 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,250 Where are you going? 233 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,208 Sunny, listen to-- 234 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,083 Where's my fritter? 235 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,208 Listen, Sunny, 236 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:56,750 Sunny. 237 00:12:58,292 --> 00:12:59,333 why do you get so angry? 238 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:00,667 I don't get angry! 239 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,375 Ever since that fake news went viral, 240 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,333 my life has completely derailed. 241 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,458 I had set out to become a national champion, 242 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,667 and now I'm running a shop instead. 243 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,208 I had to quit wrestling, 244 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,708 my friends abandoned me. 245 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,583 Not a single man in this city 246 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:27,833 is willing to marry his daughter to me. 247 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,583 Do I look like a criminal or a gangster? 248 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:32,750 No. 249 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,417 I've been watching for the last two years— 250 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,958 life has been really hard on you. 251 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,708 But you should know this... 252 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,750 You're a good man. 253 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:45,167 Many times you paid my rent to uncle 254 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,250 without his knowledge or mine. 255 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,917 Always remember, good things happen to good people. 256 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:52,667 Then why is this happening to me? 257 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,333 Am I not a good man? 258 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,250 No, no, no, my dear friend-- 259 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,833 Jesus loves you. 260 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,167 Look at the positive side. 261 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:01,833 Okay, let me ask you something. 262 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,708 Your shop is doing well, isn't it? 263 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,083 And as for wrestling, 264 00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,333 your house itself is no less than an arena. 265 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,583 Every morning you're busy fighting-- 266 00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,833 with your father, your brother, or both. 267 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,583 When everything is turning positive, 268 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,833 you'll find a bride too. 269 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,750 Have a fritter. 270 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,417 Good carbohydrates. 271 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,542 Look, I'm your well-wisher. 272 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,708 Excuse me. 273 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,667 How do I get to Hotel Cute? 274 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,875 -Cute? -Hotel... 275 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,667 I... I... two blocks... 276 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,458 No, the back lanes... 277 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,500 Where is it? 278 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,083 Come on, let's find it together. 279 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,167 Thank you. 280 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,083 May I? 281 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,042 Hotel Cute? 282 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:53,833 It's you. 283 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,917 Stop being shy and tell me-- 284 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:02,292 you get so nervous around any girl. 285 00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:03,917 How will you get married? 286 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:11,083 I've told my mom to find me a bride just like you— 287 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,542 innocent at heart, 288 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,292 reserved by nature, 289 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,708 with a pleasant smile, 290 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,667 the ideal homemaker. 291 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:26,208 Ginny. 292 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,750 Ginny. I love you. 293 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:08,250 Thank you so much for this amazing 294 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,083 bachelor party, man. 295 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,333 Ginny. You know what... 296 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,958 You should also come with me to Australia. 297 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:21,208 I'll find someone hot, handsome 298 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,375 and romantic for you like Chris. 299 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,500 And your life's made, Ginny. 300 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:31,875 Man...honestly, I have no such desires. 301 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:32,917 Why? 302 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,250 I just want a sweet, 303 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,625 simple, loyal guy. 304 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:39,917 Point. 305 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,000 Don't care if he gives me gifts or not, 306 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,625 but he should give me respect. 307 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,458 Birthdays, anniversaries— he can forget them. 308 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,625 I don't care. 309 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,167 But...he should care for me. 310 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,917 Understands me. 311 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,750 I mean...he should be willing to fight the world for me. 312 00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,792 Amazing. 313 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:04,750 Whether that guy is from Australia or Kanpur, 314 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,083 I really don't care. 315 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,083 (humming) 316 00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,792 Dear God. 317 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:37,250 Hello. 318 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:38,750 Good morning, uncle Sugreev. 319 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,917 Started early today? 320 00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,542 No, uncle—what? 321 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,167 I drank last night and I'm still high. 322 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,250 Same here. 323 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:48,958 So nice. 324 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:49,792 Good morning. 325 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,583 Om Namah Shivaay. 326 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,208 Yeah, okay. 327 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,417 Come in. 328 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,542 What? 329 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,292 That Sugreev is very irritating. 330 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:07,917 Evict him. 331 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:11,250 People who never get married end up like him-- 332 00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:12,333 irritating. 333 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:13,250 Nonsense. 334 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,125 Make me a lemon shot. 335 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,500 I'll go get changed. 336 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,583 Whose wedding card is this? 337 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,917 "Sukriti weds Chris." 338 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,250 Who is Sukriti? 339 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,625 —It's Su... —Su? 340 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,625 But Su is two years younger than you. 341 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,625 So what? 342 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,125 What does her wedding have to do with my age? 343 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,542 I'm not marrying her. 344 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,667 Marry her for all I care. Just do it, 345 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,292 so I can stop worrying. 346 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,542 Dear God, Mom. 347 00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,917 And to think you were an English teacher 348 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:42,167 in a convent school. 349 00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,083 You sound like someone unemployed. 350 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,000 I was not just an English teacher. 351 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,167 I topped English Honours, 352 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,875 then did my M.Ed. 353 00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:52,917 And your father was a Hindi-medium graduate. 354 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:56,667 Yet my family convinced me to marry him. 355 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,625 Why? 356 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,083 - Because he had a family business. -Ah... 357 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,250 He had money. 358 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,083 Okay. 359 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,167 Great advice. 360 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,292 So I should marry someone similar-- 361 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,125 someone rich? 362 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,375 No, dear. 363 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,625 Marry someone of your own choice, 364 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,083 but do get married. 365 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,125 Puja is getting married in April. 366 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:18,792 When we go there, the whole family will pounce on me. 367 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,292 "Why was the engagement broken?" 368 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,833 "He was such a nice boy." 369 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:23,417 "Find someone else." 370 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:24,708 What will I tell them? 371 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,958 What will I tell your father? Tell me. 372 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,458 Relax. I'll talk to dad. 373 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,333 To the others, you can say 374 00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:32,583 it's hard to find a good boy. 375 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,042 She'll marry when she finds one. 376 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:34,917 What happened? 377 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:35,875 Easy. 378 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,500 In a few years, 379 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,917 your bra size and your age will be the same. 380 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,125 Mom! 381 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,583 Three breakups already. 382 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,917 One broken engagement. 383 00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,042 Is there anything left for me to see? 384 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,625 -Mom. -Dear God. 385 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:02,625 Mom, after that bloody Vikram episode, 386 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,875 all men look the same to me-- 387 00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:07,958 same talks, same nonsense, 388 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,167 same beginning, same end. 389 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,625 I can't trust anyone. 390 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,917 But if you find a nice guy by chance, 391 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:18,917 then tell me. 392 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,500 We'll talk about marriage. 393 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:21,458 Not just talk-- 394 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,167 I'll actually get married. Promise. 395 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,917 You're trying to avoid me again, aren't you? 396 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,625 Me? What? 397 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:29,750 Go get changed. 398 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:31,708 I'll make your lemon shot. 399 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,375 No, no, no. Sit. 400 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,417 I'm sober now. 401 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,375 I'm going to take a nap. 402 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:36,917 Please don't turn on the TV. 403 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,875 Stop here. 404 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,458 We'll have to walk to the ghat. 405 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,167 Come. 406 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:10,917 Okay, uncle. 407 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:12,958 Sunny, 408 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,125 whatever the astrologer says, just nod along. 409 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,125 Okay. 410 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,500 He brings excellent proposals. 411 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:21,917 Get down, brother. 412 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:23,250 I'm losing my fare. 413 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,167 Hey, Sunny. 414 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,208 Sunny, I'm stuck. 415 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,250 -Don't touch me. -I told you not to sit here. 416 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,875 This seat is for children. You'll get stuck. 417 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,417 Leave me. Leave me. 418 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,708 Oh, Lord. Forgive them. They don't know what they're doing. 419 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,500 We're fun-loving, food-loving people. 420 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:43,542 Same to same. 421 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,167 Wow! Even I like to drink. 422 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,792 No, no—she means tea. 423 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,292 She loves drinking tea. 424 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,583 She has half a dozen cups a day, 425 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,625 just like her father. 426 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,792 Family trait. 427 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,500 Brother passed from it. 428 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,625 -Tea overdose? -No, no—diabetes. 429 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:03,750 His life had only and only sugar. Overflowing. 430 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:04,625 I see. 431 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:07,208 He ran a sugar shop 432 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,500 in the local market, actually. 433 00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:11,417 Sir... 434 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:16,875 -We don't want any dowry. -Yes. 435 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:22,042 Just find a girl for my son...alive. 436 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,542 I mean... 437 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:26,917 He is neither educated, no steady job, 438 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,875 He also has a bad reputation. 439 00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:33,000 He's like the banyan tree in your ancestral haveli. 440 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,125 to uproot him, 441 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,708 you'll have to pay dowry. 442 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:38,708 Pay dowry? 443 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,625 Yes. At least ten million. 444 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:44,042 Son, you're not having anything. 445 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,625 Have some Banta. 446 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:48,542 Only if mom tells me to. 447 00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:51,917 -Golu, take it. -Yes, mom. 448 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,833 Don't drink this black soft drink. 449 00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,042 Your skin's fair as fair notebook— 450 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,083 this'll rough it up like old notebook. 451 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,417 Yes. 452 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,542 Exactly. 453 00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:06,417 Sorry, aunty. 454 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,083 Aunty? 455 00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:09,375 Sorry. 456 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,458 Come on, Golu. 457 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:13,583 What use is this educated, working woman to you? 458 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,500 We want someone to run the house, 459 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,417 not a coaching centre. 460 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,375 Keep the sweets down. 461 00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,417 "Only if mom tells me to." 462 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:25,000 Bloody mama's boy. 463 00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,875 Come on, your time's up. Get lost. 464 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,083 -Come on. -This food... 465 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:30,333 it's worse than this girl. 466 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:31,125 Hello, aunty. 467 00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,167 You can call me bad, 468 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,583 but don't call the food of Chandni Chowk bad. 469 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:35,500 Get lost. 470 00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:36,333 We're going, we're going. 471 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:37,708 -Come on, Golu. Stand up. -Pushpa. 472 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:38,875 - What are you doing? - Get lost. 473 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,750 Do I have to tell you separately? 474 00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:41,667 Come on. 475 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:43,500 Already dreaming about the wedding? 476 00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:45,125 -Come on. -Sorry. Sorry. 477 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,292 Get going. Come on, leave. I said let's go. 478 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:48,250 We are leaving. 479 00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:50,042 -Get lost. -You get lost. 480 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,208 It's a good thing he didn't marry you. 481 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:53,417 Quiet. Get lost. 482 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,542 No one is ever going to marry you. Wait and watch. 483 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:58,292 If you want a good girl for him, 484 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:01,750 tell him to observe fasts on sixteen Mondays 485 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,625 and make him eat curd and sugar every Friday 486 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,208 -on an empty stomach. -Yes, yes. 487 00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:10,208 I will never observe a fast. 488 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,750 Come on, do it. 489 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:14,583 What took you so long? 490 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,625 -I got stuck in the rickshaw. -Rickshaw? 491 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,958 They had to break it to get me out. 492 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,875 I'll observe the fast, okay. 493 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:26,208 And I'll make him eat the curd with a little sugar. 494 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:27,792 Will he get married then? 495 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:39,292 The kundali has changed algorithm, 496 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:44,083 Dreams knotted tight—like chewing gum stuck in my hair. 497 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,667 The kundali has changed algorithm, 498 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:59,458 Dreams knotted tight—like chewing gum stuck in my hair. 499 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,417 Fasts on Mondays, 500 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,333 yoga every morning, 501 00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:08,208 yet I see no gains. 502 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:14,708 And the world says my luck is cursed. 503 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,583 Have some sugar and curd, 504 00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:18,708 because my luck is cursed. 505 00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:20,500 Every heart longs for it, 506 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:22,583 so why doesn't the collab happen? 507 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:27,583 And the world says my luck is cursed. 508 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:46,750 This is grief ultra... 509 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,792 This is grief ultra... 510 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:53,250 This is grief ultra pro max... 511 00:25:53,333 --> 00:26:01,583 On the plate of fate are served tasteless snacks. 512 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:05,625 It's come to a point where AI feels like our last hope. 513 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:08,958 Asking ChatGPT for a caption. 514 00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:10,958 Asking for a caption. 515 00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:13,333 Give us something catchy. 516 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:15,333 Observed fasts on Mondays, 517 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:17,250 yoga every morning, 518 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:21,750 yet I see no gains. 519 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:26,750 And the world says my luck is cursed. 520 00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:28,500 Have some sugar and curd, 521 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,583 because my luck is cursed. 522 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:34,792 And the world says my luck is cursed. 523 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:36,542 Have some sugar and curd, 524 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,583 because my luck is cursed. 525 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:42,583 So why doesn't the collab happen? 526 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:46,875 And the world says my luck is cursed. 527 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:50,708 And the world says my luck is cursed. 528 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,542 Have some curd and rice, 529 00:26:56,625 --> 00:27:00,375 because my luck is cursed. 530 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:07,208 Uncle, the money you spent trying to find him a bride 531 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,125 was enough to fund a community wedding. 532 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,583 It's not about the money. 533 00:27:12,958 --> 00:27:16,708 My reputation was ruined because of his deeds. 534 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:19,000 Oh, Jesus—reputation! 535 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,042 If you really had a reputation, 536 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:22,792 I'd have been married by now. 537 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:24,625 I must have committed some sins 538 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:26,667 to get a father like him. 539 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,583 Father? 540 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:29,083 Yes, son—your father. 541 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:32,125 I can get you married in a snap. 542 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,333 -Really? -Yes. 543 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:36,500 Just do what the astrologer said. 544 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,500 Keep the fast for sixteen Mondays. 545 00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:43,875 I will never keep a fast. 546 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:46,042 Sunny, please do it. 547 00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,667 I won't eat fritters in front of you. 548 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,625 But... 549 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:51,708 Listen to me... 550 00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,667 If you don't want to fast, then don't. 551 00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:56,458 But... 552 00:27:58,542 --> 00:27:59,625 you'll have to lie. 553 00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:01,125 A small one. 554 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,083 What? 555 00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,333 You have a problem with that too? 556 00:28:08,417 --> 00:28:10,500 Conflicted man. Unbelievable. 557 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:14,583 Do you know, most marriages here 558 00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:17,042 happen on lies? 559 00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:21,375 Truth only leads to divorce. 560 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:23,458 Speaking from personal experience. 561 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:26,708 Yours? What experience? 562 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,417 When you were seven, 563 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,458 your father and I took you to Appu Ghar. 564 00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:36,542 Sitting on the roller coaster 565 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,917 reminded me of my college romance. 566 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,875 Out of guilt, I confessed to your father. 567 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:46,125 Oh God... 568 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,292 -Then. -And then our divorce was finalised. 569 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:53,333 But thank God your father... 570 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:54,917 passed away. 571 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:58,333 Otherwise I'd be called a divorcee, 572 00:28:58,417 --> 00:29:00,208 not Mrs. Goenka. 573 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,417 Why didn't you tell me this earlier, Mom? 574 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,625 Why didn't you offer me a drink earlier? 575 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,250 Tell you what, Ginny... 576 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,417 after he was gone, 577 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,625 I realised— 578 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:14,375 to live life fully, 579 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,083 you need a partner. 580 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:21,500 Listen to me, dear. Get married. 581 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:23,042 But who should I marry? 582 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:24,583 Did we find anyone decent? 583 00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:26,208 We've searched so long— 584 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,458 all we found were jokers. 585 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,375 I wasn't this hopeless 586 00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:39,417 even when that bloody Vikram Gupta dumped me. 587 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,417 He took me to dinner, 588 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:52,875 booked a hotel room, 589 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,625 ordered champagne, 590 00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:59,083 made the first move— 591 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,708 and then judged my character. 592 00:30:04,042 --> 00:30:08,000 As if he was testing me, and I failed. 593 00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:13,958 We were engaged. 594 00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:16,958 The wedding was next week— 595 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,292 seven days. 596 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,625 I know, dear. I know. 597 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,250 Listen, 598 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,958 I have an idea 599 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,792 that can fix everything. 600 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:40,542 But we'll have to... 601 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,583 tell a small lie. 602 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:47,625 Should I? 603 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:51,708 I don't know. 604 00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:59,125 Madam, the money. 605 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:05,000 Oh yes—sorry. 606 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:08,500 Uncle, think about your teen age. 607 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:10,417 I'll take the matrimonial column. 608 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,833 You read the obituaries, okay? 609 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:21,708 "She must be extremely fair and obedient." 610 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:25,208 "Non-smoker, non-feminist, good cook." 611 00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:28,875 "No Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or TikTok." 612 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,625 "And 100% virgin." 613 00:31:31,917 --> 00:31:33,250 What nonsense! 614 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,708 What does he mean by 100% virgin? 615 00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:40,125 Is he looking for a wife or olive oil? 616 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,208 Disgusting. 617 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,167 "The strongman of Prayagraj, 618 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:47,417 Durjan Singh ji, seeks an educated, 619 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,583 sophisticated live-in son-in-law for his only daughter. 620 00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:55,125 Note: Network marketing people must not apply. 621 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:57,042 If caught, you will be shot." 622 00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:00,417 Call your mom. 623 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,625 That knocked the wind out of me. 624 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:04,083 My whole system is shaken. 625 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:06,667 Thank God I didn't join network marketing, Mishra. 626 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:07,458 -Rudal. -Yes. 627 00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:08,542 Call them immediately. 628 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,125 Tell them to come take Sunny at once. 629 00:32:10,625 --> 00:32:12,583 Prayag is his mother's home. 630 00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:13,625 Okay. 631 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,625 What do you mean, come take me? 632 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,042 Am I a piece of furniture? 633 00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:18,625 You are a piece of furniture, son. 634 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:20,583 I spent a fortune on an ad 635 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:23,333 in an English newspaper— 636 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,667 not a single call. 637 00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:33,583 "A homely maiden wanted for a Hrishikesh-based, 638 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:36,250 well-settled, well-educated, 639 00:32:36,417 --> 00:32:39,000 handsome young dynamic entrepreneur 640 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,917 with his own office in IT Park, Dehradun. 641 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,417 Caste no bar. 642 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:45,625 Education not required. 643 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:47,292 Dowry not needed. 644 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:50,750 This motherless child seeks only love." 645 00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,750 Too good to be true. 646 00:32:52,917 --> 00:32:55,375 Hot property. Prime location. 647 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,000 No mother-in-law either. 648 00:32:57,292 --> 00:32:59,375 Before someone else grabs him— 649 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:01,542 -Let's try. -Yes, of course. 650 00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:03,333 Spend your entire retirement fund 651 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,458 on his engagement and wedding— 652 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,500 -leave nothing for our children. -Right. 653 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:08,625 -Daughter-in-law... -Yes? 654 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,917 If your son is worthless, why hoard wealth? 655 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:13,792 If your son is worthy, why hoard wealth? 656 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:17,000 -Stop lecturing me. -Yes. 657 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,167 Who is it? 658 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:20,250 -Hello. -Hello, 659 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,458 calling from Delhi. 660 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:23,917 Delhi? Who? 661 00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:26,625 You placed a matrimonial ad, didn't you? 662 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:29,083 What ad? Do we have relatives in Delhi? 663 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,000 Of course not. 664 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:32,167 We have no relatives there. Hang up. 665 00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:34,083 I must have dialled the wrong number. 666 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:36,625 Stop enjoying the show, Rudal— stop him. 667 00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:38,708 Why would I place an ad? Am I a printing press? 668 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:40,625 He-- 669 00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:42,083 Pardon me. 670 00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:46,208 There's a madman in our neighbourhood. 671 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:47,875 Totally nuts. 672 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,625 He barges into houses and talks nonsense. 673 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:54,667 I see. 674 00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:56,500 Dear God-- 675 00:33:56,792 --> 00:33:58,750 -he's calling you mad. -Please continue. 676 00:33:58,917 --> 00:34:00,542 Weren't you looking for a girl? 677 00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:02,625 I earn the highest in this family— 678 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:04,750 from my government job. 679 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,042 Do I look mad? Do I? 680 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:08,083 Where are you going, you lunatic? 681 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:10,667 -Do I look mad? -Yes, you do. 682 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:12,875 You fake IAS-- 683 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,958 -Leave him! -Yes, I'm looking-- 684 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:20,333 for my son Shivansh. 685 00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:22,625 Grab him from behind. 686 00:34:23,042 --> 00:34:27,708 But will your daughter adjust in Hrishikesh? 687 00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,875 Whether Hrishikesh or Delhi, 688 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,958 she sits at home all day, 689 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,292 watching YouTube, 690 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:40,625 learning new recipes and cooking for me. 691 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,750 That's her routine. 692 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,750 Does she know how to use YouTube? 693 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:48,708 Hey... 694 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:52,500 Is your video still on YouTube? 695 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:55,958 Hello? I can't hear you. 696 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,500 I won't listen at all... 697 00:34:58,833 --> 00:34:59,583 Be quiet. 698 00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:00,583 I understand everything. 699 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:04,542 I think they want a less-educated, homely girl. 700 00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:06,667 Call Ayodhya uncle right now. 701 00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:08,125 Leave him. 702 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,750 No, Mrs. Sarika-- 703 00:35:09,917 --> 00:35:12,625 you don't know my wife. She's dangerous. 704 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,167 -I know everything. -How do you know? 705 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:17,708 Even I don't know her fully. 706 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,792 Put in some effort yourself. 707 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,417 This is your last chance. 708 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:25,000 I'll take my share. 709 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:26,917 God... 710 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:32,292 So—YouTube... 711 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:36,208 Everyone knows YouTube now. 712 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,208 Since 5G became unlimited, 713 00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:40,750 even I use it. 714 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,875 Take whatever you want, 715 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,750 just get me married. 716 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,458 If she uses YouTube, 717 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,625 she must use WhatsApp too. 718 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:51,750 -WhatsApp? -What happened? 719 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,458 She's in the kitchen. 720 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,667 Let me check and call you back. 721 00:35:57,042 --> 00:36:00,542 Women today may not run a house, 722 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:02,792 but they run WhatsApp. 723 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:06,500 Absolutely true. 724 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:09,167 I make my own content and earn money, father. 725 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,000 Whether I drive a Mercedes or a mobile, 726 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,375 what is it to you? 727 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:14,125 Fight to the death for all I care. 728 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:18,500 Just WhatsApp a photo— 729 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,125 I mean your daughter's photo. 730 00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:24,625 Absolutely. 731 00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:26,625 Goodbye. 732 00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:31,542 He bit me! 733 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:32,625 Goodbye. 734 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:33,542 Be quiet. 735 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:37,583 Rudal— 736 00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,458 call the mason. 737 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:41,792 Okay. 738 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:44,500 -The girl's family is coming from Delhi. -Okay. 739 00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:47,625 Get the house cleaned 740 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:51,667 and install a Western commode. 741 00:36:52,042 --> 00:36:54,083 Move—I've got work. 742 00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:55,583 Come on. Get up. 743 00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:00,042 Curses. 744 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,833 Uncle, you may be King Dashrath, 745 00:37:04,917 --> 00:37:06,875 but your son is Hiranyakashyap. 746 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:09,208 This is my open warning, 747 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:13,000 give us our property share before the wedding 748 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,500 and write a will, 749 00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,750 or I'll ruin everything like this. 750 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:19,042 I'll crush your dreams— 751 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,042 you'll writhe like worms. 752 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:22,875 And Chote— 753 00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:25,500 remember uncle's first wife? 754 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:26,917 She was from Delhi too. 755 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,875 Ran away with the servant 756 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,333 with all the cash and jewellery. 757 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:35,625 Don't swallow limestone thinking it's curd. 758 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,875 First a girl cast her eye on him. 759 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,667 and the whole Lanka is burning. 760 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,208 -Lanka? -Go on—burn it. 761 00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:43,208 Everyone has a problem with me. 762 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:46,458 Patience, son. Patience. 763 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:49,167 Kept that patience. 764 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:51,417 At least I won't need a bath today. 765 00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:55,417 I'm drenched from head to toe. 766 00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:03,917 See... 767 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,458 It's a miracle... isn't it? 768 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,708 Mahadev finally heard my mom's request. 769 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,625 She's just like her. 770 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:19,583 Rascal... 771 00:38:20,042 --> 00:38:22,958 It's like winning the jackpot without buying a ticket. 772 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:27,042 No... these are tears of joy. 773 00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:30,333 Listen... 774 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,542 You have to look the part uncle 775 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,292 wrote about you in the newspaper. 776 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:37,500 Well settled? 777 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,375 Well educated? 778 00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:41,792 Handsome? 779 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:44,000 Handsome you are. 780 00:38:50,083 --> 00:38:57,625 Once love begins to make sense, 781 00:38:57,792 --> 00:39:02,583 nothing else does. 782 00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:07,625 When you find love, you find God. 783 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:13,625 Heed this wisdom of Bulleh Shah... 784 00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:18,625 heed it well. 785 00:39:30,917 --> 00:39:36,917 Since I found you, the world has become mine. 786 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,542 Stay with me always — I'll lay everything at your feet. 787 00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:48,625 You are my essence, my existence, the thrill in every breath. 788 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,708 With you is where I belong, forever. 789 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:54,708 You are my whole world. 790 00:39:54,792 --> 00:40:00,667 Your name is on my lips day and night, in my prayers. 791 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:06,583 You are the one I ask of God in my prayers. 792 00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:12,500 Your name is on my lips day and night, in my prayers. 793 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:18,250 You are the one I ask of God in my prayers. 794 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:40,625 Let every day feel like a hundred days, 795 00:40:40,792 --> 00:40:46,000 every night like a hundred nights. 796 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:52,625 Be mine, and I'll be yours — 797 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:57,667 that is all I ask. 798 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:04,125 The life I lived without you was still yours. 799 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:10,625 Every devotion before you was meant for you. 800 00:41:10,750 --> 00:41:13,625 You are my present, my future, 801 00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:16,667 you live in my every moment. 802 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:22,708 I will never let distance come near you. 803 00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:28,792 Your name is on my lips day and night, in my prayers. 804 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:34,625 You are the one I ask of God in my prayers. 805 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:47,417 I chant your name... 806 00:41:47,750 --> 00:42:00,250 you are the one I ask of God. 807 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:04,125 So, what do you do, Mr. Shivansh? 808 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:08,417 I am a... entre... 809 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:10,250 Entre? 810 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:11,625 Entre? 811 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:15,750 prenuer? 812 00:42:16,708 --> 00:42:18,167 I am an entrepreneur. 813 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:20,083 I am an entrepreneur. 814 00:42:20,167 --> 00:42:21,042 Keep practising. 815 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:22,625 I am an entrepreneur. 816 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,958 -I am an entrepreneur. -Great. 817 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:27,292 Oh wow, I lost two kilos. 818 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,708 Uncle-aunty... 819 00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:31,583 —Greetings. —God bless you. 820 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:32,458 Come in. 821 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:34,292 Maintain that elastic flexibility in your walk, 822 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:35,792 and your video will become viral. 823 00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:36,958 I will make it. Come in. 824 00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:38,083 Give that to me. 825 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:40,667 Brother. 826 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:42,292 You? All of a sudden? 827 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:44,083 Greetings. 828 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:49,125 Your face... is glowing, Chote. 829 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,292 Got a facial done, didn't you? 830 00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:57,583 Come on, brother. You are too much. 831 00:42:57,917 --> 00:43:00,000 This is not facial. 832 00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:01,250 Just some dry fruits, yoga 833 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,792 and breathing exercises. 834 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:04,792 And the effect is in front of you. 835 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,667 And you say this is facial... 836 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,917 Oh, God. 837 00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:11,208 What did Pintu do this time? 838 00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:13,250 Careful. Careful. 839 00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:15,542 Dear God, how can anyone take a dump in this? 840 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:19,042 It's so damn high, and the edges are so slim. 841 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:21,708 I managed to get on it, maintaining balance... 842 00:43:21,792 --> 00:43:23,875 But I slipped and fell while trying to wash— 843 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,167 and hurt my back. 844 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,417 Father never saw a commode, 845 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,750 and the son wants to take a dump in it. 846 00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:33,417 Why did you try to use the toilet in the English bathroom? 847 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,167 Officially, the division hasn't been done. 848 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,958 I will take a dump wherever I want. 849 00:43:37,042 --> 00:43:39,458 -See that. -Greetings, uncle. 850 00:43:39,542 --> 00:43:40,417 Welcome. 851 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,083 I think they have arrived. 852 00:43:42,292 --> 00:43:43,000 Come on. 853 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:43,792 Rudal. 854 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,458 Get it cleaned up properly. 855 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,708 You called uncle, didn't you? 856 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,458 Yes, I did. 857 00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:55,542 God will punish you. 858 00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,042 In fact, he already has. 859 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,958 You will clean the place up. 860 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,583 Or else I will tell the Delhi guys about your misdeeds. 861 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:07,875 Welcome. Welcome. 862 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,292 Welcome. 863 00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:10,500 —Hi. —Hi. 864 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:11,625 I am Sugreev Sharma. 865 00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:13,500 Senior-most clerk, TJB. 866 00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:14,708 I see. I see. 867 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:17,417 -Here. Have fun. —Of course. 868 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:20,708 He is my older brother. 869 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:24,167 Sri Ayodhya Prakash Chaturvedi. 870 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:25,167 Hello. 871 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,625 He was in the railways. 872 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:28,667 Retired as a loco-pilot. 873 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,000 Yes. 874 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:33,208 A true gentleman. Real gentleman. 875 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:34,833 Here. 876 00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:36,083 Let's go. 877 00:44:36,917 --> 00:44:39,375 Come in. Come. 878 00:44:43,042 --> 00:44:44,250 Do you remember everything? 879 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:47,917 —Speak less, speak slow... —Speak English. 880 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:49,375 That's it. 881 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:50,500 Come on. 882 00:44:58,875 --> 00:44:59,625 Hello. 883 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:05,000 That's my elder son Parshuram. 884 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:05,875 Hello. 885 00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:08,417 He fell down today. 886 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,542 Oh... what happened? 887 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,708 I'll tell you. 888 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,250 What happened was... 889 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,667 he went in, 890 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,667 and as soon as he sat down— 891 00:45:21,042 --> 00:45:22,375 Don't ask. 892 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:23,458 Okay. 893 00:45:23,917 --> 00:45:25,583 Curses... 894 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:30,542 Curse this gout has me on the edge. 895 00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:32,708 Makes it tough for me to travel. 896 00:45:33,958 --> 00:45:36,417 Are you getting any treatment? 897 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,625 Yes, someone did tell him... 898 00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:40,375 about a wonderful doctor. 899 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:41,750 In AIIMS, Delhi. 900 00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:44,625 But he doesn't take me to Delhi. 901 00:45:44,667 --> 00:45:45,708 What are you doing? 902 00:45:45,792 --> 00:45:46,708 But why? 903 00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:48,042 Let me tell you. 904 00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:52,000 Uncle's first wife— 905 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,333 she was from Delhi. 906 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:55,042 She ran off with the servant. 907 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,083 Enough. 908 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:58,292 Dear God—the servant? 909 00:45:58,417 --> 00:45:59,458 Wow. 910 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,667 No, I... 911 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,333 Aren't you from Delhi, aren't you? 912 00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:04,250 Yes... 913 00:46:04,458 --> 00:46:05,292 Not at all. 914 00:46:06,292 --> 00:46:07,750 We are Marwaris. 915 00:46:07,917 --> 00:46:11,417 We belong to Jaipur. Delhi is where we stay. 916 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:12,500 People from Jaipur are good people. 917 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:13,708 Of course. 918 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:17,000 -Hello. -Hello. 919 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,250 Here comes my... Shivansh. 920 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:20,292 Great. 921 00:46:28,167 --> 00:46:30,500 Who is Shivansh? 922 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:33,125 Sunny. Our Sunny. 923 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,375 That was his name in college. 924 00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:37,167 College? 925 00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:38,625 When did he go? 926 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,750 Excuse me. 927 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:46,000 I have seen you somewhere. 928 00:46:46,417 --> 00:46:47,958 -Seen him? -Yes. 929 00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:50,042 You haven't seen anything, uncle. 930 00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:51,625 You'll see it five years later. 931 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:54,292 When this boy completely transforms the state. 932 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:55,750 Who are you? 933 00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:57,792 -Who? Me? -Yeah. 934 00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,542 -The hero's friend. -Nice. 935 00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:00,750 IAS in waiting. 936 00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:03,000 IAS Rudra Narayan D'Costa. 937 00:47:03,125 --> 00:47:04,750 —Of course... —Not! 938 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:08,083 So, what is your startup about? 939 00:47:09,625 --> 00:47:11,208 Our startup is focusing on elevation 940 00:47:11,292 --> 00:47:12,708 of craftsmen from the state. 941 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,500 We are trying to create a global network 942 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:17,292 that will create a direct channel the buyers and sellers. 943 00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:19,667 Wow! Impressive! 944 00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:22,625 I have seen you somewhere. 945 00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:25,125 Was it on the news or somewhere else? 946 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,542 Come on, Surgreev ji. 947 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:27,542 Still stuck on that. 948 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,042 I will show him. 949 00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:32,042 This man won't get off my back. 950 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,292 Is he a man or a loose motion? 951 00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:35,042 Is he talking about my YouTube— 952 00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:35,792 No, no, no... 953 00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:37,667 Here, Kapish. Have it. 954 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,708 It's Benarasi. 955 00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:40,083 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 956 00:47:40,167 --> 00:47:41,083 Have it. Have it. 957 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Our Sunny is pretty popular. 958 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,708 —Uncle. -On YouTube... 959 00:47:47,792 --> 00:47:49,292 Oh, YouTube? 960 00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:51,667 He was pretty popular on YouTube. 961 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:54,375 -Are you an influencer? -I am. 962 00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:57,500 No wonder I was thinking that I had definitely seen you. 963 00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:01,958 That's YOUTH. —T-E and T-H. 964 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,292 He is very popular among the youth. 965 00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:05,250 I see. 966 00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:07,292 You see, he ran for elections 967 00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:09,208 -for the college president. -Okay. 968 00:48:09,292 --> 00:48:10,750 And he won... with a condom— 969 00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:11,625 What? 970 00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:14,375 I mean, with no opposition. 971 00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:16,375 He's become popular ever since. 972 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:17,375 Uncle. 973 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:20,125 It's YOUTH, not YOUTUBE. 974 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,583 When did he go to college? 975 00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:30,792 Sarika, brother wants you to make some fritters 976 00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,750 Aren't you? 977 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,000 Yes. Yes. 978 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,917 -Go on. Will. Will. -I'll go make fritters. 979 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,292 Well, President Shivansh, what are your future plans? 980 00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:39,292 Tell us. 981 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:42,208 Sure, sir. 982 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:43,625 You can talk to him later. 983 00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:45,458 Why don't you talk to me first, uncle? 984 00:48:45,625 --> 00:48:48,167 I will get a GOVT job within a year. 985 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:49,333 GOVT job? 986 00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:51,083 G O V T... GOVT job. 987 00:48:51,167 --> 00:48:53,167 He is referring to a government job as a GOVT job. 988 00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:57,583 What kind of laughter is this? 989 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,458 What did this gentleman make me eat? 990 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:02,625 The job is done. 991 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:08,667 Shivansh... why don't you show Gitanjali your house? 992 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:09,583 Yes. 993 00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:11,292 And you guys can have a chat too. 994 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,167 Yes. 995 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,125 Go on. Go, dear. 996 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,792 He can't stop laughing. 997 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:36,500 Listen, do you want to ask me anything? 998 00:49:37,167 --> 00:49:38,167 Anything to say? 999 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,250 So you don't want to ask me anything? 1000 00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:42,500 Say nothing? 1001 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,042 I... 1002 00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,458 It's really glad to meet you. 1003 00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:54,583 If you have any questions, 1004 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:55,583 please don't hesitate to ask. 1005 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:56,500 Really. 1006 00:49:57,625 --> 00:49:58,375 Uncle. 1007 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:05,167 This... wasn't my plan. 1008 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,083 Honestly. 1009 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,042 Sorry. 1010 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:25,917 -Nilu ji. -Yes. 1011 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,917 I mean... 1012 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:31,750 you have maintained yourself. 1013 00:50:32,542 --> 00:50:34,625 Do you practise yoga? 1014 00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:35,667 Or... 1015 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:36,500 No... 1016 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,125 What is your secret? What is it? 1017 00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:39,083 Has to be. 1018 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:40,875 Mend your ways. 1019 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:44,417 Mend your ways, or you will get a beating. 1020 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,667 Where did you hide my betel leaf box? 1021 00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:48,708 Where is Shivansh? 1022 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,042 -Daughter-in-law. -Yes. 1023 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:52,875 Take her to the kitchen, 1024 00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:56,292 and make her bake a fresh hot bread for me. 1025 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,542 Me too. 1026 00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,292 Oh, Jesus. 1027 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,167 She is saying chuck you. 1028 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,292 No, no... 1029 00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:04,083 Didn't you like Sunny? 1030 00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:05,375 It's not like that. 1031 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:08,375 Actually, she was chopping spinach yesterday, 1032 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,208 and she cut her finger. 1033 00:51:10,417 --> 00:51:12,625 That's why she put a bandage on it. 1034 00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:14,292 She cannot bake bread today. 1035 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:16,375 I see. I see. 1036 00:51:17,292 --> 00:51:21,750 But... do you like our Shivansh? 1037 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:31,000 -Thank God. -Congratulations. 1038 00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,500 Congratulations. 1039 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,500 India has changed, 1040 00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:46,625 but not the process of choosing a bride. 1041 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:49,958 For the first time, Mom, 1042 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:53,208 I wasn't asked a single stupid question. 1043 00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:54,458 Is it? 1044 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,208 "Are you a virgin? 1045 00:51:56,458 --> 00:51:57,958 Are you open-minded?" 1046 00:51:58,042 --> 00:51:59,083 "Do you drink?" 1047 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:01,625 Nothing. 1048 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:05,167 And for the first time, 1049 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,333 instead of the boy, 1050 00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:07,875 they asked me 1051 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,917 whether I liked him or not. 1052 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:20,417 Did they seem like they were from Delhi in any way? 1053 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:23,708 They felt straight out of Jaunpur— 1054 00:52:23,917 --> 00:52:26,208 We came off more modern. 1055 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,542 I Thought you'd talk about your wedding with her mom, 1056 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:31,500 instead of Sunny's. 1057 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:34,625 I was only trying to create a friendly atmosphere, 1058 00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:35,875 that's all. 1059 00:52:36,667 --> 00:52:39,042 Just like we dreamed-- 1060 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:41,542 the family, the house-- 1061 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:43,875 Way better than we imagined, right? 1062 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,458 Mom, what if they find out I am educated 1063 00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:49,625 and had a job? 1064 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:51,625 How will they find out? 1065 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:54,125 You are uneducated and she is illiterate. 1066 00:52:54,292 --> 00:52:56,083 And as for the shop, 1067 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:58,125 why would sister-in-law cross the Ganges? 1068 00:52:58,208 --> 00:53:00,125 She is a nice girl. 1069 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,625 She has to be a housewife. 1070 00:53:01,708 --> 00:53:03,458 Whether you run a shop or the government— 1071 00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:04,875 how does it matter? 1072 00:53:05,042 --> 00:53:06,417 I don't know. 1073 00:53:07,542 --> 00:53:09,208 Something doesn't feel right. 1074 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,583 A lie is still a lie. 1075 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,792 What if it gets caught? 1076 00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:16,542 What if she finds my video? 1077 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:18,042 It's not there. 1078 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,708 That video is nowhere. 1079 00:53:19,917 --> 00:53:21,542 I filed a report and had it removed from everywhere. 1080 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:22,375 Yes. 1081 00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,125 Don't worry, I am there. 1082 00:53:24,208 --> 00:53:28,292 Even if they find out, you can say, 1083 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:32,625 "Baby, I took an English-speaking course 1084 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:34,167 for the sake of your love." 1085 00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:38,375 -Sarika. -Yes. 1086 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:39,458 Come here. 1087 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:40,542 Drop everything and come here. 1088 00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:41,542 What happened? 1089 00:53:43,625 --> 00:53:48,625 One biscuit will save another biscuit from drowning. 1090 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,708 And Shivansh— what do you think about him? 1091 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:55,625 He's nice. 1092 00:53:56,458 --> 00:53:57,625 -Good looking. —I see. 1093 00:53:58,708 --> 00:53:59,958 He's sweet. 1094 00:54:00,792 --> 00:54:02,083 Well settled. 1095 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,125 Easy to handle. 1096 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,250 He's a nice boy. 1097 00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:06,625 Good. 1098 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,250 But he... 1099 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:13,625 But that thing... 1100 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:14,625 That vibe... 1101 00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:16,542 That vibe is... 1102 00:54:16,625 --> 00:54:18,292 Again with the vibe. 1103 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,708 What is this vibe? 1104 00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:21,458 Look— 1105 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,500 doesn't matter what size the TV is, 1106 00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:26,250 all remotes are the same. 1107 00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:27,292 Yuck! 1108 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:28,625 What do you mean yuck? 1109 00:54:45,542 --> 00:54:47,375 Ram speaking, Nilu ji. 1110 00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:49,667 Who? Ram Sevak ji. 1111 00:54:50,292 --> 00:54:51,375 Just Ram. 1112 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:55,417 I am your servant now. 1113 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:58,792 -What do you mean? -Our wedding date has been fixed. 1114 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,500 1st December. 1115 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:02,875 1st December? 1116 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,208 That's only two weeks away. 1117 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,583 And I am so glad about it. 1118 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:11,625 We will meet again after two weeks. 1119 00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:15,375 But how can we make the wedding arrangements 1120 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:16,625 in two weeks? 1121 00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:18,875 Everything will be taken care of. 1122 00:55:19,250 --> 00:55:20,750 Destination wedding. 1123 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,208 —Destination? —Yes. 1124 00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:23,333 Why? 1125 00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,083 You see... 1126 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:28,167 My brother won't come to Delhi. 1127 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,958 But don't worry-- 1128 00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:33,042 physically, mentally, wallet-ready. 1129 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:48,792 My beloved has arrived today 1130 00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:52,792 with a flowery veil upon his face. 1131 00:55:57,333 --> 00:56:01,208 Don't hold me back, don't break my sway. 1132 00:56:01,292 --> 00:56:05,417 I'm dancing wild for him today. 1133 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:07,625 you stole my heart, 1134 00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:09,750 you stole my heart, 1135 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:12,625 you stole my heart and everything that was mine. 1136 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:16,000 with just one glance. 1137 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:19,167 you stole my heart and everything that was mine. 1138 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:22,208 With just one glance. 1139 00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:24,292 with just one glance. 1140 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,250 With just one glance. 1141 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:29,625 You made me your bride 1142 00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:32,875 with a single glance. 1143 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,083 With a single glance, 1144 00:56:55,167 --> 00:56:57,000 my beloved pierced my heart. 1145 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:58,958 Be it night or day, 1146 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:01,167 his name rests on your lips. 1147 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:05,167 Such a web of love he wove around you, 1148 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:08,667 you found a true devotee in your path. 1149 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:11,042 Enchanted by your face, 1150 00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:13,375 spellbound by this love and adoration. 1151 00:57:13,458 --> 00:57:17,250 The thought of losing you frightens me. 1152 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:19,375 Your face shines. 1153 00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:21,292 you are a gold mine. 1154 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,542 May you always be happy, 1155 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,750 you are ten out of nine. 1156 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,875 My beloved always has his way; 1157 00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:29,917 his words always thrill me. 1158 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,167 Look at this free spirit, he's always up to mischief 1159 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:37,917 How do I tell him? 1160 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,250 How do I tell him 1161 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:44,458 how deeply I love him? 1162 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000 you stole my heart, 1163 00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:49,042 you stole my heart. 1164 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:52,375 i>you stole my heart and everything that was mine. 1165 00:57:52,458 --> 00:57:55,333 With just one glance. 1166 00:57:55,417 --> 00:57:58,625 you stole my heart and everything that was mine. 1167 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,583 With just one glance. 1168 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:05,625 With just one glance. 1169 00:58:05,708 --> 00:58:08,625 You made me your bride 1170 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:12,375 with a single glance. 1171 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,125 Did you guys have fun? 1172 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,792 We did. Loved it. 1173 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:33,250 Ginny... 1174 00:58:33,542 --> 00:58:35,125 We thought the guy is from Hrishikesh— 1175 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:36,708 wondered what he would be like. 1176 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:39,083 But brother-in-law turned out really hot. 1177 00:58:39,292 --> 00:58:40,250 Too hot. 1178 00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,333 And he danced so well with you. 1179 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:43,458 Honestly, 1180 00:58:43,542 --> 00:58:45,375 you two looked like the perfect couple. 1181 00:58:45,542 --> 00:58:46,292 Well, well, well— 1182 00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:47,583 I've got something for you. 1183 00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:51,250 Go and surprise him. 1184 00:58:51,708 --> 00:58:52,583 What is this? 1185 00:58:52,625 --> 00:58:53,958 No questions, please. 1186 00:58:54,042 --> 00:58:55,417 Oh God, guys... 1187 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:56,542 Cheers. 1188 00:59:08,917 --> 00:59:11,292 Ginny ji, I love you. 1189 00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:17,208 Ginny... I love you. 1190 00:59:19,167 --> 00:59:22,167 I love you. 1191 00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:36,417 I love— 1192 00:59:37,292 --> 00:59:38,625 Brother Pintu? 1193 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:39,958 Return my chain. 1194 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:43,333 Today is my wedding night. 1195 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:44,042 So what? 1196 00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:45,625 Wedding over—hand it back. 1197 00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:47,625 What a guy he is. 1198 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,417 You ruined the chain—imagine... 1199 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,625 I will never let you borrow it again. 1200 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:58,542 Ginny... I love you. 1201 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:32,417 You changed the bridal outfit. 1202 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:36,583 What about the veil-lifting ritual? 1203 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,500 Do you just want to see my face? 1204 01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:43,958 We must fulfil the ritual. 1205 01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:47,375 It's too outdated— 1206 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:50,958 the veil-lifting ritual. 1207 01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:56,208 I will carry out all the rituals today. 1208 01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:57,375 Okay. 1209 01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,042 What are you looking at? 1210 01:01:04,625 --> 01:01:05,792 I am your wife. 1211 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:08,542 Nice... nice to meet you. 1212 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,083 Entirely... my... 1213 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:14,708 pleasure! 1214 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,042 Why are you arresting me? 1215 01:01:28,542 --> 01:01:29,708 I haven't done anything. Honestly. 1216 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:31,542 I haven't done anything... 1217 01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:33,667 Are... 1218 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,042 are you the thieving bride? 1219 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:36,750 Who? 1220 01:01:37,833 --> 01:01:38,917 Thieving bride? 1221 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:42,708 -Thieving bride? -Yes. 1222 01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:43,958 Okay. 1223 01:01:45,083 --> 01:01:47,000 I had a chain that brother Pintu took. 1224 01:01:47,917 --> 01:01:49,750 Honestly, I don't... 1225 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,500 Honestly, I don't... 1226 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,708 reserved by nature, 1227 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:00,083 with a pleasant smile, 1228 01:02:01,750 --> 01:02:03,458 the ideal homemaker. 1229 01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:11,792 Ginny. 1230 01:03:11,167 --> 01:03:13,958 -Someone might see us. -So cute. 1231 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,583 Father is coming. Father is coming. 1232 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:16,583 Father? 1233 01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:18,542 -No, Daddy. -Leave me. Let me go. 1234 01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:19,958 What are you? 1235 01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:22,500 Whatever I am, I am all yours. 1236 01:03:22,792 --> 01:03:24,708 Congratulations. 1237 01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:27,958 Daddy... 1238 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:03,333 What... 1239 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:12,500 My father is gargling using his two fingers. 1240 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:52,583 Get dad's BP medicines. 1241 01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:55,583 Okay. 1242 01:04:57,583 --> 01:04:59,417 Come, come, come, my dear friends. 1243 01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:00,500 Come. 1244 01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:01,917 Just have a look. Come. 1245 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:03,292 Don't worry. 1246 01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:05,417 Everything is cheap here. 1247 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:07,542 Hey, wrestler—come here. 1248 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:09,875 What's the matter? 1249 01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:11,250 You've been making headlines these days. 1250 01:05:12,292 --> 01:05:14,667 And I heard you enjoyed your honeymoon 1251 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:15,958 in a five-star. 1252 01:05:16,583 --> 01:05:17,292 Listen... 1253 01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:19,625 Stick to your business when you're at my shop. 1254 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,875 Don't worry, he's just being naughty. 1255 01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:22,958 -No problem. -Enough. 1256 01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:25,625 -I won't tolerate any nonsense. -Is it? 1257 01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:27,875 I get it, boy. 1258 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,500 It's the Delhi influence talking. 1259 01:05:29,750 --> 01:05:31,542 I'll never come back here again. 1260 01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:33,667 Nor will I let anyone else come. 1261 01:05:33,875 --> 01:05:36,667 And your customers come... from Delhi. 1262 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:37,542 Okay. 1263 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,542 Okay, guys, let's go out. 1264 01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:40,667 -Get lost. -This is a cheap place. 1265 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:41,583 Get out! 1266 01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:42,875 Cheap people. 1267 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,333 If I go back to my old self, 1268 01:05:44,667 --> 01:05:46,208 I'll smash you into the dirt so hard 1269 01:05:46,292 --> 01:05:47,625 you'll run off like a scared pig. 1270 01:05:47,667 --> 01:05:48,750 -You are a cheap man. -Get lost. 1271 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,042 So long, wrestler. 1272 01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:57,417 By the way, you screamed pretty loud last night. 1273 01:05:58,667 --> 01:06:00,333 The whole neighbourhood found out 1274 01:06:00,417 --> 01:06:01,917 about your wedding night. 1275 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,625 It's not like that, sister. 1276 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,083 Liar. 1277 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:09,917 By the way, Choti... 1278 01:06:10,417 --> 01:06:13,375 These night dresses either stay inside the house 1279 01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:15,083 or outside the neighbourhood. 1280 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,375 I don't mind at all. 1281 01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:19,542 But these neighbourhood aunties— 1282 01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:22,625 such gossip queens, I tell you. 1283 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:24,500 I'm fed up with them myself. 1284 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,083 Goldie, give me this medicine. 1285 01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,625 Keep that aside, brother Sunny. 1286 01:06:28,167 --> 01:06:29,250 I know everything. 1287 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:31,792 Medicine. 1288 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,167 Are you out of your mind? 1289 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:33,917 Come on, brother Sunny— 1290 01:06:34,042 --> 01:06:35,792 medicine from me and condoms from somewhere else? 1291 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:36,792 Which one do you want? 1292 01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:39,625 Strawberry, cardamom, rasgulla, biryani... 1293 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:40,583 I have everything. 1294 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:41,500 Choose one. Don't be shy. 1295 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:43,042 I want this blood pressure medicine. 1296 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:43,958 Keep it, son. 1297 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:46,208 Consider it a wedding gift from us. 1298 01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:47,375 Medicine. 1299 01:06:47,667 --> 01:06:48,750 Take it. 1300 01:06:50,042 --> 01:06:50,792 Thank you. 1301 01:06:58,542 --> 01:07:00,000 Surili, I'll be back in a minute. 1302 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,125 Baby, get me a hotdog. 1303 01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:03,333 Samosa? 1304 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:06,958 Rascal, 1305 01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:09,458 how many people did you tell? 1306 01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:10,417 About what? 1307 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:12,542 About my first night. 1308 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,792 Oh Jesus, have you lost your mind? 1309 01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:16,542 Why would I tell anyone anything? 1310 01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:18,792 I think it has gone viral 1311 01:07:19,042 --> 01:07:21,500 all over Hrishikesh like my fake news. 1312 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,417 People are behaving strangely around me. 1313 01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:24,375 Oh God. 1314 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:26,542 This city is only as big as the waistband on the pajamas. 1315 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,625 Whoever's baby it is, 1316 01:07:28,667 --> 01:07:30,000 everyone wants to sing the celebration song. 1317 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,667 And you just got married... 1318 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:32,625 in Delhi. 1319 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,792 So everyone is excited. 1320 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,625 I am the one who got married— 1321 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,000 I got hitched. 1322 01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:40,292 Why are people making such a racket? 1323 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:43,167 Listen, I'm on a date in Dehradun. 1324 01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:45,917 I met a madam online. 1325 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:48,083 I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye. 1326 01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:49,125 Listen-- 1327 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:51,708 Die there, rascal. 1328 01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:58,625 Oh God, her phone is always unreachable. 1329 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:00,667 She's always talking to Ginny. 1330 01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:04,667 You keep talking about patience— 1331 01:08:04,875 --> 01:08:06,750 what did I do? 1332 01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,875 Then do something. 1333 01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:11,583 Teach that shameless man some patience too. 1334 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:14,708 If people keep screaming at midnight, 1335 01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:16,500 how will it affect my children? 1336 01:08:16,583 --> 01:08:19,500 -I'll talk to him, I'll talk to him. -Then do it. 1337 01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,333 Did you get my medicine? 1338 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:28,417 Straw... what will I do with it? 1339 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:33,917 What will you do with it? 1340 01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:38,667 Son... 1341 01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:43,000 You don't dry a wet blanket on a flimsy string. 1342 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,000 You are married now. 1343 01:08:46,125 --> 01:08:46,833 That's it. 1344 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:49,208 Don't waste time anymore. 1345 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,583 I want to see my grandchildren. 1346 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,333 Talk to him. Talk to him. 1347 01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:56,917 Sunny... listen... 1348 01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:02,250 Look, son-- 1349 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:07,500 when there's a new TV in the house, 1350 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:11,500 we feel like watching it again and again, 1351 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,667 always a different channel. 1352 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:17,125 But keep the volume at a level 1353 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:19,250 only you can enjoy, 1354 01:09:19,458 --> 01:09:21,917 so others are not disturbed. 1355 01:09:22,042 --> 01:09:22,708 What do you mean? 1356 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:25,583 I mean, watch as much TV as you want-- 1357 01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:28,208 just keep the volume low. 1358 01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:29,375 And do whatever you want. 1359 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,125 Which TV? 1360 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:32,750 Tell him directly. 1361 01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:34,333 Do whatever you want quietly, 1362 01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:36,167 don't create a commotion at midnight. 1363 01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:38,625 He has already become breaking news 1364 01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:39,875 in the city again. 1365 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:41,292 -Listen... -Careful. 1366 01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:42,958 Your two kids didn't appear out of thin air 1367 01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,083 by some magic trick, understood? 1368 01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:46,292 I see... 1369 01:09:46,375 --> 01:09:47,292 You just got married 1370 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:50,125 and are already popping like a soda bottle. 1371 01:09:50,292 --> 01:09:52,292 Divide the property now. Do it. Do it. 1372 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:53,083 —Listen... —Careful. 1373 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:54,167 What's going on? 1374 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:56,375 If you say another word after this-- 1375 01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:01,708 And stop gargling so violently 1376 01:10:01,958 --> 01:10:03,625 in the middle of the night. 1377 01:10:04,458 --> 01:10:06,333 No one does anything in this country, 1378 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:08,542 yet population is 1.25 billion. 1379 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:10,125 Population? Gargling? 1380 01:10:10,417 --> 01:10:11,750 You are good for nothing. 1381 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,250 I'll go to the lawyer tomorrow morning. 1382 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:14,750 Directly. 1383 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:16,417 Patience, son. Patience. 1384 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,375 Give it. Patience kept. 1385 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:20,542 I should be called Saiyyam (patience) Chaturvedi instead. 1386 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:28,167 Oh God. 1387 01:10:44,917 --> 01:10:48,667 I know, my love, 1388 01:10:48,958 --> 01:10:53,000 I'm like the dust beneath your feet. 1389 01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:57,000 Yet I pray for your well-being— 1390 01:10:57,083 --> 01:11:00,542 only for your well-being. 1391 01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:04,625 You come and you go, 1392 01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:09,917 and still I wait for you. 1393 01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:19,708 You don't know how deeply I love you. 1394 01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:23,750 I can't live without you-- 1395 01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:27,750 how many times must I tell you? 1396 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:31,625 You don't know 1397 01:11:31,875 --> 01:11:35,708 how deeply I love you. 1398 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:39,625 I can't live without you— 1399 01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:45,125 how many times must I tell you? 1400 01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:49,292 My beloved... 1401 01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:53,458 My beloved... 1402 01:11:54,542 --> 01:11:57,500 My beloved... 1403 01:11:57,583 --> 01:12:01,333 My beloved... 1404 01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:08,917 Not the world-- 1405 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:12,875 you are what matters to me. 1406 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:16,875 When you are by my side, 1407 01:12:17,042 --> 01:12:21,042 my breath feels complete. 1408 01:12:25,042 --> 01:12:28,958 Not the world, 1409 01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:32,958 only you matter to me. 1410 01:12:33,167 --> 01:12:36,917 When you are by my side, 1411 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:40,292 my breath feels complete. 1412 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:44,417 You are my love— 1413 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:48,500 you must believe me. 1414 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:52,458 I stand by all your decisions, 1415 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:56,542 whether right or wrong. 1416 01:12:56,625 --> 01:13:01,500 Even if God asked me to live without you, 1417 01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:05,875 I would refuse. 1418 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:11,458 You don't know 1419 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:15,625 how deeply I love you. 1420 01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:19,667 I can't live without you— 1421 01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:23,625 how many times must I tell you? 1422 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:27,583 You don't know 1423 01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:31,667 how deeply I love you. 1424 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:35,292 I can't live without you— 1425 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:41,042 how many times must I tell you? 1426 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:45,167 O beloved... 1427 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:49,083 O beloved... 1428 01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:53,500 O beloved... 1429 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:57,542 O beloved... 1430 01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:07,625 Will you say something, 1431 01:14:08,542 --> 01:14:10,417 or keep that face like a wet shoe? 1432 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,042 Bloody... 1433 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:14,708 She's not a wife-- 1434 01:14:16,125 --> 01:14:17,375 she's chaos I brought home. 1435 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,083 She was talking in English 1436 01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:23,000 with a foreigner 1437 01:14:23,083 --> 01:14:24,042 on a video call. 1438 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,167 Maybe he was a friend. 1439 01:14:30,542 --> 01:14:32,375 English is in the air in Delhi. 1440 01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:35,750 Everyone knows enough English to get by. 1441 01:14:36,625 --> 01:14:37,667 What do you mean? 1442 01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:39,125 I mean... 1443 01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:41,750 I don't know. I don't know everything. 1444 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,625 Why do you keep asking me all the time? 1445 01:14:43,792 --> 01:14:45,250 I am your friend, not your... 1446 01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:46,208 Dictionary? 1447 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:47,958 You call yourself my friend? You are my enemy. 1448 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:50,417 That's why you keep passing these fritters to me. 1449 01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:53,083 Don't eat them if you don't want to, but don't blame my fritters. 1450 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,000 And it's like this— 1451 01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:57,375 don't blame others when your own life 1452 01:14:57,458 --> 01:14:58,458 is in jeopardy. 1453 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:00,833 Let it be. Move on. 1454 01:15:00,917 --> 01:15:02,000 Move on? 1455 01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:03,958 I wear a suit to my shop every day, 1456 01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:05,375 then change into a kurta 1457 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:07,125 and slog in the shop all day. 1458 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:08,875 Stuck in the middle with nowhere to go. 1459 01:15:10,292 --> 01:15:12,042 My life is bloody ruined. 1460 01:15:12,792 --> 01:15:15,833 This is nothing like I imagined. 1461 01:15:16,042 --> 01:15:17,542 Surili finally called. 1462 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:18,917 No, listen-- 1463 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,167 your mom can never choose the wrong bride for you. 1464 01:15:21,292 --> 01:15:22,458 Don't drag my mom into this. 1465 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,417 My dad found this one for me. 1466 01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:28,292 Whenever I've had a tryst with a girl, 1467 01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:32,417 my life has been wrecked. 1468 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:33,625 I understand, 1469 01:15:34,542 --> 01:15:35,583 but I'm busy right now. 1470 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:37,583 -Sorry, love. -What kind of a friend-- 1471 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:39,042 I was busy studying. 1472 01:15:39,125 --> 01:15:41,333 Cracking IAS is not a piece of cake, Surili. 1473 01:15:41,417 --> 01:15:42,708 It takes a lot of hard work. 1474 01:15:42,958 --> 01:15:43,917 News for you. 1475 01:15:44,417 --> 01:15:45,208 Spill it. 1476 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,250 I will throw an explosive mourning feast, 1477 01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:48,958 on my wedding anniversary. 1478 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:51,208 throw a party for the entire neighbourhood. 1479 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,625 Mourning feast? 1480 01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:57,500 Who holds a mourning feast on his anniversary? 1481 01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:00,875 Go to the temple. Pray. 1482 01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:01,958 Arrange a veneration. 1483 01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:03,250 Arrange a community meal. 1484 01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:05,500 Memorial... 1485 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,583 They have forgotten... 1486 01:16:08,167 --> 01:16:10,208 People have forgotten me. 1487 01:16:10,542 --> 01:16:11,292 See? 1488 01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,958 wherever I go, it's always Sunny-Ginny. 1489 01:16:14,042 --> 01:16:14,917 Okay... 1490 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,292 I can't tell you, father, 1491 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:18,625 how humiliated I feel. 1492 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:19,958 Are you some kind of politician? 1493 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,750 No one knows you beyond this neighbourhood? 1494 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,417 And why do you want to stay in the limelight? 1495 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:24,333 Wait a minute— 1496 01:16:24,417 --> 01:16:26,500 why did you buy that phone with WhatsApp? 1497 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:29,542 Why do you keep recharging it with unlimited talk time? 1498 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:33,000 To express your feelings, right? 1499 01:16:33,542 --> 01:16:35,708 My sentiments matters too. 1500 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,542 Look, Pintu-- 1501 01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:39,208 Show me. 1502 01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:44,292 Looking at our lifestyle, our house, people believe... 1503 01:16:44,417 --> 01:16:46,250 -What do they believe? -They believe 1504 01:16:46,917 --> 01:16:50,875 I've buried a fat sum 1505 01:16:51,042 --> 01:16:53,292 earned through bribery. 1506 01:16:53,917 --> 01:16:55,167 I feel the same way. 1507 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:58,667 But I will pay for my 13th Anniversary. 1508 01:16:58,792 --> 01:16:59,583 Okay. 1509 01:16:59,708 --> 01:17:02,625 Self-reliant Pintu. Over and out. 1510 01:17:03,542 --> 01:17:04,708 Not out. 1511 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:09,125 Patience, son. Patience. 1512 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:10,625 Kept it. 1513 01:17:10,708 --> 01:17:15,167 Always takes away patience. but never uses it himself. 1514 01:17:32,042 --> 01:17:34,167 I have to buy a gift for brother and sister-in-law's anniversary. 1515 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,167 Come on, take me to the market. 1516 01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:39,250 Not today. 1517 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:41,167 We'll see tomorrow. 1518 01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:43,875 Wait. 1519 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,917 What are you going to see tomorrow? 1520 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,625 What happened? 1521 01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:49,167 Why are you behaving like this? 1522 01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:52,917 Why are you behaving like this? 1523 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,292 I am your wife. 1524 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:56,667 Talk to me. 1525 01:17:57,458 --> 01:17:58,667 What is the problem? Tell me. 1526 01:17:58,792 --> 01:17:59,708 I am listening. 1527 01:18:00,208 --> 01:18:01,042 Are you angry? 1528 01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:03,208 Are you upset? Did I make a mistake? 1529 01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:05,083 Speak up. Talk to me. 1530 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:06,375 Talk... 1531 01:18:09,667 --> 01:18:11,208 I left my house, 1532 01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,958 I left my city... 1533 01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:15,958 not so that you could treat me like this. 1534 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:20,458 And what did you do with me? 1535 01:18:20,958 --> 01:18:23,208 But I did it with you! 1536 01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:25,583 I made a mistake. 1537 01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,208 And... what mistake? 1538 01:18:29,417 --> 01:18:30,625 You are my husband. 1539 01:18:31,167 --> 01:18:32,417 We are married, damn it. 1540 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:39,333 My friends forced me to drink. 1541 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,250 I got a little carried away. 1542 01:18:42,792 --> 01:18:44,708 And anyway, if the girl is open-minded 1543 01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:45,958 and makes the first move, 1544 01:18:46,167 --> 01:18:47,958 it hurts the ego of you boys. 1545 01:18:48,167 --> 01:18:49,875 Isn't that it? Tell me. 1546 01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:56,417 Forcefully? 1547 01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:58,708 Open-minded? 1548 01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:01,292 Carried away? 1549 01:19:03,917 --> 01:19:05,083 First move? 1550 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,250 Damn it? 1551 01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:12,167 This is the reason. 1552 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:13,292 Sunny... 1553 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:16,583 Sunny... 1554 01:19:25,042 --> 01:19:27,583 So far, sister, just for a parlour. 1555 01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:29,792 I went to our local parlour for my eyebrow once, 1556 01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,542 and the women of our neighbourhood 1557 01:19:31,625 --> 01:19:33,792 are such gossip queens. 1558 01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:35,917 They started saying, "Dear God, 1559 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,042 Pintu's wife has become such a starlet— 1560 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,208 she gets her eyebrows done." 1561 01:19:39,292 --> 01:19:40,083 Imagine. 1562 01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:42,458 That's why I have to come all the way to Gangapaar. 1563 01:19:42,542 --> 01:19:44,500 Can I tell you something, Sarika ji? 1564 01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:46,625 -I am your follower on Facebook. -Is it? 1565 01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:49,208 You even replied to me four months ago. 1566 01:19:49,625 --> 01:19:52,625 You were live with those wet tresses... 1567 01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:54,917 That was a lot of fun. 1568 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:55,917 Focus on your driving. 1569 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:58,750 Careful, Choti, or he will unfollow me. 1570 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:10,292 -Smile. -Thank you. 1571 01:20:10,542 --> 01:20:16,500 Uncle Jesus, bring me a gift. 1572 01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:18,417 My photo? 1573 01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:24,042 My dear Parshuram Chaturvedi aka brother Pintoo 1574 01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:26,917 and social media star sister-in-law Sarika— 1575 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,500 congratulations on your thirteenth marriage anniversary. 1576 01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:29,417 With best wishes, 1577 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,625 Rudranarayan D'Costa aka Rudal, IAS in waiting. 1578 01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:33,333 Without my consent 1579 01:20:33,417 --> 01:20:35,542 he put up such a big poster of me. 1580 01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:37,708 Such a crafty bugger. 1581 01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:39,625 No one leaves without having dinner, okay? 1582 01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:40,958 Dinner. Enjoy. 1583 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,833 Uncle, I was thinking... 1584 01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,917 it would have been more fun if Nilu ji had been here too. 1585 01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:55,875 Nilu ji blocked my number. 1586 01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:56,917 Your number? 1587 01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:58,000 What can I say? 1588 01:20:58,083 --> 01:20:58,917 Disgusting. 1589 01:21:00,958 --> 01:21:01,750 They are here. 1590 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:02,917 Thank you, thank you. 1591 01:21:03,042 --> 01:21:04,000 Over here. 1592 01:21:04,167 --> 01:21:05,333 Hello. 1593 01:21:05,875 --> 01:21:07,292 Thank you, thank you. 1594 01:21:07,375 --> 01:21:08,208 Thank you. 1595 01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:10,333 I pay the bills and they get popular. 1596 01:21:10,417 --> 01:21:12,167 Move, move, out of the way. 1597 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,667 So amazing. 1598 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:15,750 I will take a really cute couple photo 1599 01:21:15,917 --> 01:21:17,167 of brother and sister-in-law 1600 01:21:17,417 --> 01:21:20,083 and put it on display in my studio. 1601 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:21,792 What say? 1602 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:23,917 Come on, brother. 1603 01:21:24,083 --> 01:21:25,458 give a nice pose. 1604 01:21:27,208 --> 01:21:29,250 Chotu, give sister-in-law the candy. 1605 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,167 Take it, sister-in-law. 1606 01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,167 Please. 1607 01:21:32,792 --> 01:21:33,625 Great. 1608 01:21:33,792 --> 01:21:34,708 Now, brother, 1609 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,500 you'll eat from this side 1610 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:38,000 and sister-in-law from the other. 1611 01:21:38,125 --> 01:21:39,792 Just wait and see what a candid shot this turns into. 1612 01:21:39,958 --> 01:21:40,792 Come on. 1613 01:21:41,792 --> 01:21:44,500 Cheese... ready... smile... 1614 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:45,792 I don't want to share it with her. 1615 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,417 Sister-in-law, smile. 1616 01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:52,542 Do you see, Mishra? 1617 01:21:52,833 --> 01:21:54,625 The arrangements are really great. 1618 01:21:55,083 --> 01:21:56,792 Yes, it looks fantastic. 1619 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:57,875 Sister-in-law... 1620 01:21:58,208 --> 01:21:59,333 You here? 1621 01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:01,333 Looking for the ladies' toilet? 1622 01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:02,500 It's over there. 1623 01:22:08,125 --> 01:22:09,292 Sister-in-law... 1624 01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,167 Should I show you a video of Sunny? 1625 01:22:14,667 --> 01:22:15,625 It had become a viral sensation. 1626 01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:16,625 Take a good look at this shameless, 1627 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,458 -perverted, womanising wrestler. -This is why he couldn't get married. 1628 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,250 Shivansh Chaturvedi aka Sunny, 1629 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:22,500 and trapped you. 1630 01:22:35,333 --> 01:22:36,375 Why did you show her the video? 1631 01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:37,667 What was the need? 1632 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:41,000 That bloody Sunny humiliated me. 1633 01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:42,875 Today I humiliated him. 1634 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,458 My party is done. Come on. 1635 01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:49,208 What do I do? 1636 01:22:50,042 --> 01:22:51,375 Who changed the song? 1637 01:22:51,458 --> 01:22:52,042 What? 1638 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:52,958 Song? 1639 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,750 I had prepared for "Dhak-Dhak Karne Laga." 1640 01:22:57,875 --> 01:22:59,292 Bloody DJ. 1641 01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:07,917 Look at her dancing. 1642 01:23:08,083 --> 01:23:10,208 This is what you get for getting a modern wife. 1643 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:16,292 Turn off the songs. 1644 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:18,000 Turn it off. 1645 01:23:18,083 --> 01:23:20,083 She has no values at all. 1646 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:24,000 Choti, who made you drink alcohol, dear? 1647 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:25,125 Why? 1648 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:27,125 Can't I drink on my own? 1649 01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:28,875 Sunny... 1650 01:23:29,458 --> 01:23:31,083 Tell Sunny to take her home. 1651 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:31,958 Sunny... 1652 01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:33,375 Oh God. 1653 01:23:33,625 --> 01:23:35,292 Now he will take me home as well. 1654 01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:37,250 I can't do anything on my own. 1655 01:23:37,875 --> 01:23:40,750 I can't stroll on our terrace or wear a nighty. 1656 01:23:40,875 --> 01:23:43,250 -But, child... -Can't talk aloud. 1657 01:23:43,667 --> 01:23:46,333 God, is this a house or a moral science classroom? 1658 01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:49,792 And all these rules, these lectures, 1659 01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,792 this drama—only for me! 1660 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:54,667 Let's go home. 1661 01:23:59,458 --> 01:24:00,708 I don't want to go back to your house. 1662 01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:02,500 I will go back to my house in Delhi. 1663 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:06,875 Control. Control. Control. 1664 01:24:07,458 --> 01:24:08,625 What happened? 1665 01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:10,917 Nothing happened. 1666 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:15,875 There is nothing between us that couples have. 1667 01:24:19,792 --> 01:24:21,667 Please go home. 1668 01:24:21,792 --> 01:24:23,083 Have your dinner. 1669 01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:26,250 Take it home if you want—go. 1670 01:24:26,667 --> 01:24:30,458 Arguments are common among newly-wed couples, 1671 01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:32,667 but never between them. 1672 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:37,333 Sunny, you should pull Ginny's hair. 1673 01:24:37,625 --> 01:24:40,583 And Ginny, you— 1674 01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:43,875 slap him, gently. 1675 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:52,667 You said your son has a startup in Dehradun. 1676 01:24:57,042 --> 01:24:59,708 You didn't tell me he runs a shop. 1677 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:03,833 And why didn't you show me that video? 1678 01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:05,625 What was it called? 1679 01:25:06,458 --> 01:25:07,583 Oh God— 1680 01:25:07,917 --> 01:25:09,417 what was it called? 1681 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,208 "Womanising Wrestler." 1682 01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:14,708 Wow. 1683 01:25:15,792 --> 01:25:17,500 What a cute video that was. 1684 01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:19,333 You should have shown it to me too. 1685 01:25:19,417 --> 01:25:20,667 Shut this nonsense. 1686 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:22,583 You and your mother crossed all limits 1687 01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:23,833 of absurdity. 1688 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:27,125 She was saying she cleared high school in Hindi— 1689 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,875 she is a graduate in English. 1690 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,333 She used to work in a call centre. 1691 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:34,667 Was she a call girl? 1692 01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:38,625 Uncle, it's a call centre, not a call girl— 1693 01:25:38,708 --> 01:25:39,917 the place where you call and shout, 1694 01:25:40,042 --> 01:25:41,167 "my recharge is over, 1695 01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,458 my balance is over." 1696 01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:43,708 -Call centre. Call centre. -Oh, that's her. 1697 01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:44,667 Listen... 1698 01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:53,542 Mother swear— 1699 01:25:55,042 --> 01:25:57,625 I will never look at you again! 1700 01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:00,708 Really? 1701 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:07,875 As if you treated me like a princess till now. 1702 01:26:10,583 --> 01:26:11,583 Thank you, man. 1703 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,208 It was really fun with you. 1704 01:26:18,125 --> 01:26:19,958 And since you found out everything, 1705 01:26:20,083 --> 01:26:21,292 here's another truth-- 1706 01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:24,625 I had a broken engagement before this marriage. 1707 01:26:35,292 --> 01:26:38,458 Now you will pay for my thirteenth. 1708 01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:39,750 Of course. 1709 01:26:40,667 --> 01:26:41,875 Control. 1710 01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,208 Kept it. 1711 01:26:46,208 --> 01:26:50,667 You taught me how to laugh, 1712 01:26:50,917 --> 01:26:55,542 you taught me how to cry. 1713 01:26:55,875 --> 01:27:00,250 Why did you pull me so close, 1714 01:27:00,542 --> 01:27:04,625 only to cast me aside? 1715 01:27:05,333 --> 01:27:13,292 My Lord, where do I go now? 1716 01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:14,792 Tell me. 1717 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:22,875 My Lord, where do I go now? 1718 01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:26,875 Tell me. 1719 01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:38,625 Sunny's wife left him. 1720 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,625 I heard there was nothing between them. 1721 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:43,000 Then what were all those screams about? 1722 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:44,292 God knows whose they were. 1723 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:46,125 These things are common between husband and wife. 1724 01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:48,542 The poor fellow finally got married. 1725 01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:49,417 Brother Sunny. 1726 01:27:52,917 --> 01:27:54,292 Now do you understand why brother Sunny 1727 01:27:54,375 --> 01:27:55,500 wasn't buying condoms the other day? 1728 01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:58,750 Sunny and his entire family were humiliated. 1729 01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:02,042 Now watch—everyone will remember 1730 01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:03,667 brother Pintu's thirteenth anniversary. 1731 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:05,125 It's not something to forget. 1732 01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:07,458 He lied to marry her. 1733 01:28:07,542 --> 01:28:10,083 And bro, handling a Delhi girl isn't everyone's cup of tea. 1734 01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:12,417 I can already see the headlines— 1735 01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:15,125 "Womanising wrestler turns out to be a dud." 1736 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:18,958 "Wife absconds..." 1737 01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:21,667 Did you enjoy that? 1738 01:28:22,917 --> 01:28:23,875 This... 1739 01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:27,000 this is Ram Sevak's son. 1740 01:28:27,875 --> 01:28:29,250 He is not a dud. 1741 01:28:32,333 --> 01:28:33,667 That hit pretty hard. 1742 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:34,917 Did he hurt you pretty bad? 1743 01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,125 I might need stitches. 1744 01:28:36,208 --> 01:28:37,083 Let's go to the hospital. 1745 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:40,333 I was very scared... 1746 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,042 after the first-night incident. 1747 01:28:46,958 --> 01:28:49,625 I kept thinking about the fake news scam. 1748 01:28:54,250 --> 01:28:56,667 Eventually we started getting close, 1749 01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:02,000 and I learnt her truth from social media. 1750 01:29:07,708 --> 01:29:09,000 What are you drinking? 1751 01:29:14,417 --> 01:29:16,125 -Apple juice. -Is it? 1752 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:17,875 Let me see. Come on. 1753 01:29:18,250 --> 01:29:18,917 I already drank from it. 1754 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,417 I'll get you a fresh one from the market tomorrow. 1755 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:21,333 I want this one. 1756 01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:22,458 This one. 1757 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:26,208 It's sour. 1758 01:29:28,167 --> 01:29:29,375 Sour, he says... 1759 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:39,917 Get up. 1760 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:41,333 Get up. 1761 01:29:43,083 --> 01:29:46,125 Give me yours too—come on. 1762 01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:02,333 And that bottle you are hiding— 1763 01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:03,667 give me that too. Come on. 1764 01:30:04,333 --> 01:30:05,583 Bottle? 1765 01:30:05,958 --> 01:30:07,625 Where? 1766 01:30:08,333 --> 01:30:09,667 Where, huh? 1767 01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,875 It's okay. Stop. Stop. 1768 01:30:32,875 --> 01:30:35,333 Trying to lie to your father, eh? 1769 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,458 Drinking alcohol in the house. 1770 01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:41,583 We couldn't have a sip-- 1771 01:30:41,625 --> 01:30:42,708 you gulped down everything. 1772 01:30:42,917 --> 01:30:44,375 What are you doing? 1773 01:30:44,458 --> 01:30:45,917 This won't help, they're young and robust. 1774 01:30:46,042 --> 01:30:46,667 Try this. 1775 01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:49,458 -You are a madman. -Yes. 1776 01:30:52,625 --> 01:30:54,625 For years 1777 01:30:56,792 --> 01:31:01,750 I silently endured all the humiliation 1778 01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:04,250 for his misdeeds. 1779 01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:06,417 For so many years... 1780 01:31:07,708 --> 01:31:10,958 And now it's become difficult to step out of the house again. 1781 01:31:12,375 --> 01:31:17,292 People stop me on the street and say-- 1782 01:31:17,625 --> 01:31:21,083 "Your son turned out to be a dud." 1783 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,417 "His wife left him." 1784 01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:26,292 And he even ruined my thirteenth anniversary. 1785 01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:28,333 What drama is this? 1786 01:31:28,417 --> 01:31:29,208 Control. Control. 1787 01:31:29,292 --> 01:31:30,167 Yes—control. 1788 01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:31,292 Drama... 1789 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:33,250 Sunny, 1790 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:38,875 now you must prove that you are a boy... 1791 01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:43,333 my boy. You have to prove that. 1792 01:31:43,917 --> 01:31:45,958 -How? -How else? 1793 01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:49,667 Bring your wife back home. 1794 01:31:50,083 --> 01:31:51,333 That girl? 1795 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:55,625 What do you mean "that girl"? 1796 01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:58,625 She is your wife. Bring her back. 1797 01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:00,708 And prove that you are a man— 1798 01:32:00,875 --> 01:32:03,917 strong and untainted like me. 1799 01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:08,458 Dude, I've come across many fathers, 1800 01:32:08,625 --> 01:32:12,500 but never one as stubborn and selfish as you. 1801 01:32:13,042 --> 01:32:14,292 What do you mean? 1802 01:32:14,458 --> 01:32:16,667 What do you mean you've come across many fathers? 1803 01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:21,208 You have only one father—that's me. 1804 01:32:21,292 --> 01:32:24,000 Sri Ram Sevak Chaturvedi. 1805 01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:30,167 And if you don't bring your wife back, son, 1806 01:32:30,792 --> 01:32:35,667 then I'll be Late Sri Ram Sevak Chaturvedi. 1807 01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:37,458 I will go to Delhi-- 1808 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,292 but not to bring her back. 1809 01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:42,208 I will divorce her. 1810 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:46,375 After that, whether you go to Heaven or Hell, 1811 01:32:46,625 --> 01:32:48,708 I don't give a damn. 1812 01:32:48,792 --> 01:32:49,417 What? 1813 01:32:49,625 --> 01:32:50,417 Heaven... 1814 01:32:50,625 --> 01:32:51,917 -Sarika. -Yes. 1815 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,292 Sarika, come here quickly. 1816 01:32:53,458 --> 01:32:54,875 What happened? 1817 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,458 It's a miracle. 1818 01:32:57,625 --> 01:32:59,750 This guy is going to Delhi and this one to Heaven. 1819 01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,625 We will be the sole owners of this property. 1820 01:33:01,708 --> 01:33:02,667 Wow! 1821 01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:04,458 Listen. Vacate your room tomorrow. 1822 01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:05,417 We don't want any tenants. 1823 01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:06,208 Come on, leave. Leave. Leave. 1824 01:33:06,292 --> 01:33:06,958 I will build a studio there. 1825 01:33:07,083 --> 01:33:08,125 What studio? 1826 01:33:08,208 --> 01:33:09,625 Patience. Patience. 1827 01:33:11,417 --> 01:33:12,458 Unbelievable. 1828 01:33:13,917 --> 01:33:15,833 Everything becomes viral. 1829 01:33:16,042 --> 01:33:18,500 It's like he has sworn to go viral every time. 1830 01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:21,292 Anyone can make anything viral these days. 1831 01:33:37,250 --> 01:33:39,083 Sarika called. 1832 01:33:42,250 --> 01:33:44,125 I don't want to talk about it. 1833 01:33:46,708 --> 01:33:48,458 The only modern thing about that place was the toilet. 1834 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:57,625 Do you know the two biggest problems 1835 01:33:57,708 --> 01:33:59,625 in a woman's life? 1836 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:03,292 First—when she becomes 1837 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:04,875 an unwed mother. 1838 01:34:06,208 --> 01:34:06,958 And second... 1839 01:34:07,750 --> 01:34:09,208 when she can't become a mother 1840 01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:11,083 even after marriage. 1841 01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:14,792 Sometimes, 1842 01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:17,667 after having a child, 1843 01:34:18,333 --> 01:34:19,792 things return to normal. 1844 01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:23,625 At least give it a try, dear. 1845 01:34:29,583 --> 01:34:31,125 There was nothing between us. 1846 01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:33,000 What do you mean? 1847 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:36,500 Let it be. 1848 01:34:38,167 --> 01:34:40,000 You did like him. 1849 01:34:42,625 --> 01:34:43,667 I did like him. 1850 01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:48,292 That's why I tried. 1851 01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:50,500 I tried so much... 1852 01:34:51,708 --> 01:34:54,625 to explain, to convince... 1853 01:34:55,625 --> 01:34:57,292 to fix everything. 1854 01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,250 But not anymore. 1855 01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:15,042 What do you want? 1856 01:35:15,250 --> 01:35:17,750 -That I never become an IAS? -IAS? 1857 01:35:17,917 --> 01:35:18,917 The exams are around the corner, 1858 01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,500 and you're dragging me to Delhi. 1859 01:35:21,042 --> 01:35:22,708 Stop lying to yourself, understood? 1860 01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:25,917 Get out of these idiocies. 1861 01:35:30,375 --> 01:35:32,375 That's the one thing love has taught me. 1862 01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:36,250 Look... I'm just a few kilometres 1863 01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:37,875 away from my LBSNAA. 1864 01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:41,500 And what do you mean by idiocies? 1865 01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,042 This is our family tradition. 1866 01:35:44,375 --> 01:35:45,458 My grandfather sold betel leaves 1867 01:35:45,583 --> 01:35:47,417 while preparing for this. 1868 01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:48,708 My father became a village officer. 1869 01:35:48,875 --> 01:35:50,167 And you will grow old. 1870 01:35:51,458 --> 01:35:52,167 I'm telling you— 1871 01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:54,917 quietly find some people in network marketing. 1872 01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:56,208 You've already found Surili. 1873 01:35:56,375 --> 01:35:57,250 Marry her. 1874 01:35:57,875 --> 01:36:00,333 Or else you'll end up worse than me. 1875 01:36:04,250 --> 01:36:07,125 Sunny... when did you fall in love? 1876 01:36:07,292 --> 01:36:08,000 What do you mean? 1877 01:36:08,500 --> 01:36:09,583 You just said, 1878 01:36:09,625 --> 01:36:11,292 "Even I learnt this in love." 1879 01:36:12,208 --> 01:36:12,792 Did I say that? 1880 01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:17,583 My watch isn't working. 1881 01:36:21,708 --> 01:36:22,667 Just wait and watch. 1882 01:36:22,792 --> 01:36:24,083 She left home-- 1883 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:26,167 by now, she must be in a terrible state. 1884 01:36:26,292 --> 01:36:27,625 But I won't be persuaded. 1885 01:36:28,375 --> 01:36:30,042 I'll speak about divorce directly. 1886 01:36:30,792 --> 01:36:32,417 Whatever you want to do, do it quickly. 1887 01:36:33,083 --> 01:36:35,208 (Chanting) 1888 01:36:45,042 --> 01:36:45,875 What? 1889 01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:50,625 Divorce papers. 1890 01:36:51,583 --> 01:36:53,917 Ginny wants a fresh start. 1891 01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:56,667 We've arranged a ritual to pacify the planets. 1892 01:36:57,542 --> 01:36:59,167 Read it, sign it, 1893 01:37:01,708 --> 01:37:02,875 and take it along. 1894 01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:04,542 Show it to someone educated. 1895 01:37:04,625 --> 01:37:05,333 Just like me. 1896 01:37:05,417 --> 01:37:06,375 Thank you. 1897 01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:09,750 By the way, why are you here? 1898 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:12,125 - Well, he... - He had to fill 1899 01:37:12,167 --> 01:37:13,083 his UPSC form. 1900 01:37:13,917 --> 01:37:16,417 Father said we should give you a box of black pudding. 1901 01:37:16,542 --> 01:37:17,875 Go on, give her the box. 1902 01:37:18,083 --> 01:37:19,500 Let it be, son. 1903 01:37:19,667 --> 01:37:22,750 He didn't call me even once after the wedding. 1904 01:37:22,917 --> 01:37:23,958 Good job. 1905 01:37:25,792 --> 01:37:28,375 But he was saying you blocked his pudding... 1906 01:37:28,542 --> 01:37:30,667 -I mean, his number. -What? Me? 1907 01:37:31,042 --> 01:37:32,208 You did the right thing. 1908 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:34,292 He deserved it. Rubbish. 1909 01:37:34,792 --> 01:37:36,667 Mom, I'm going to a party. 1910 01:37:36,750 --> 01:37:37,625 I'll be late. 1911 01:37:37,667 --> 01:37:39,708 Okay. Be safe. 1912 01:37:40,583 --> 01:37:42,083 Come on, leave now. 1913 01:37:42,250 --> 01:37:43,500 Buses are usually crowded, aren't they? 1914 01:37:43,625 --> 01:37:43,917 Exactly. 1915 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,125 You'll have to stand the whole way, right? 1916 01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:46,000 Come on, go. 1917 01:37:46,667 --> 01:37:48,792 Excuse me, Tiger. 1918 01:37:50,167 --> 01:37:51,500 Your documents. 1919 01:37:53,750 --> 01:37:54,625 Didn't you hear? 1920 01:37:54,917 --> 01:37:55,625 Let's head back. 1921 01:37:56,542 --> 01:37:57,083 You go ahead. 1922 01:37:57,167 --> 01:37:58,208 I'll join you shortly. 1923 01:37:59,250 --> 01:38:01,042 Rot here for all I care. 1924 01:38:11,167 --> 01:38:12,250 Hi. 1925 01:38:19,167 --> 01:38:20,625 Looking stunning, man. 1926 01:38:20,667 --> 01:38:22,042 Rascal... 1927 01:38:23,625 --> 01:38:24,583 Let's go. 1928 01:38:40,583 --> 01:38:41,667 Have some tea. 1929 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,708 It'll ease your restlessness. 1930 01:38:43,917 --> 01:38:44,792 For him, 1931 01:38:47,208 --> 01:38:50,500 a cup of hot tea, 1932 01:38:50,708 --> 01:38:52,500 served to every lover 1933 01:38:52,750 --> 01:38:54,542 by Smriti's Piyush Tea Stall. 1934 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:57,958 Oh Jesus, you're an incredible poet. 1935 01:38:58,583 --> 01:39:01,250 Nothing remains in this broken heart 1936 01:39:01,625 --> 01:39:02,792 except poetry. 1937 01:39:02,958 --> 01:39:04,750 Rascal, someone truly heartbroken 1938 01:39:04,958 --> 01:39:07,667 doesn't open a roadside tea stall and boast cheap poetry. 1939 01:39:08,375 --> 01:39:10,375 It's only cracked from the edges, 1940 01:39:10,625 --> 01:39:12,917 still intact at the centre, 1941 01:39:13,042 --> 01:39:16,417 waiting for Smriti to return. 1942 01:39:16,542 --> 01:39:18,083 She was the HR here. 1943 01:39:18,708 --> 01:39:21,042 Our love brewed over tea and snacks. 1944 01:39:21,875 --> 01:39:25,625 Then one day Dev mixed salt in my tea... 1945 01:39:26,375 --> 01:39:28,625 and Smriti left me forever. 1946 01:39:28,708 --> 01:39:29,875 She'll come back. She will. 1947 01:39:30,083 --> 01:39:31,250 Do you sell samosas too? 1948 01:39:31,417 --> 01:39:32,250 No. 1949 01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:34,167 Rudal. 1950 01:39:36,250 --> 01:39:37,375 I've decided. 1951 01:39:37,500 --> 01:39:38,625 Very good. 1952 01:39:40,292 --> 01:39:41,750 What have you decided now? 1953 01:39:43,042 --> 01:39:44,208 I'll impress her. 1954 01:39:44,417 --> 01:39:45,875 Dear Lord. 1955 01:39:46,125 --> 01:39:48,333 Your wife is a firecracker. 1956 01:39:48,625 --> 01:39:49,875 All the men in Delhi 1957 01:39:49,958 --> 01:39:51,000 are chasing her with matches. 1958 01:39:51,083 --> 01:39:52,333 Why do you want to impress her? 1959 01:39:53,167 --> 01:39:55,625 I mean—I will impress her. 1960 01:39:55,792 --> 01:39:57,542 Not here. In Hrishikesh, 1961 01:39:57,917 --> 01:40:00,167 where she humiliated me. 1962 01:40:00,917 --> 01:40:02,625 All muscle, no brains. 1963 01:40:03,375 --> 01:40:05,333 Why did you come here anyway? 1964 01:40:05,667 --> 01:40:06,917 To divorce her. 1965 01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:08,083 She divorced you effortlessly. 1966 01:40:08,167 --> 01:40:09,333 Sign the papers and let's go back. 1967 01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:12,750 Listen... I've only faced defeat. 1968 01:40:13,250 --> 01:40:15,125 But I won't lose to my wife. 1969 01:40:15,333 --> 01:40:16,292 Not at any cost. 1970 01:40:16,500 --> 01:40:19,417 This time, I won't leave without a medal of honor. 1971 01:40:19,625 --> 01:40:20,542 Understood? 1972 01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:23,917 I'm confused. 1973 01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:26,042 You're saying your legally wedded wife— 1974 01:40:26,167 --> 01:40:27,583 you'll impress her first, 1975 01:40:27,625 --> 01:40:28,708 then walk away 1976 01:40:28,792 --> 01:40:30,625 like a rejected lover? 1977 01:40:30,917 --> 01:40:33,042 I'm not a rejected lover. 1978 01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:36,000 I'm a broken husband. 1979 01:40:36,750 --> 01:40:38,792 I came here to divorce her, 1980 01:40:39,250 --> 01:40:40,792 not to be divorced. 1981 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,625 Now my ego is involved. 1982 01:40:42,708 --> 01:40:45,500 Oh really? What ego, bro? 1983 01:40:54,708 --> 01:40:55,458 The ego of being a husband. 1984 01:40:55,542 --> 01:40:56,917 Brilliant. 1985 01:40:57,125 --> 01:40:59,125 I can get you hired as a driver in the company. 1986 01:41:09,958 --> 01:41:12,875 The heart is stubborn... 1987 01:41:13,625 --> 01:41:16,458 and persistent. 1988 01:41:17,417 --> 01:41:20,542 Determined 1989 01:41:21,083 --> 01:41:24,333 to make you mine. 1990 01:41:25,042 --> 01:41:28,625 It's gone mad in your love— 1991 01:41:28,667 --> 01:41:32,250 once sensible, now lost. 1992 01:41:32,333 --> 01:41:35,792 Without you, there is no peace. 1993 01:41:36,208 --> 01:41:39,625 How much I love you— 1994 01:41:39,958 --> 01:41:42,917 tell me how to express it. 1995 01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:46,333 I can carve out my heart. 1996 01:41:46,750 --> 01:41:50,417 I can carve out my heart, my love. 1997 01:41:50,583 --> 01:41:54,000 I can carve out my heart. 1998 01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:15,500 The wedding vows, long talks, 1999 01:42:15,583 --> 01:42:17,875 all the meetings are done. 2000 01:42:19,792 --> 01:42:22,917 Now I dream of long nights 2001 01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:25,417 and longer monsoons with you. 2002 01:42:27,042 --> 01:42:28,250 You are my destiny... 2003 01:42:28,333 --> 01:42:30,083 Driver, stop the car. 2004 01:42:30,708 --> 01:42:34,125 -You are my fate. -Come on, guys. 2005 01:42:34,250 --> 01:42:37,542 How much I love you— 2006 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,250 tell me how to express it. 2007 01:42:41,708 --> 01:42:45,083 How much I love you— 2008 01:42:45,583 --> 01:42:48,458 tell me how to express it. 2009 01:42:48,625 --> 01:42:52,000 I can carve out my heart. 2010 01:42:52,458 --> 01:42:56,083 I can carve out my heart, my love. 2011 01:42:56,167 --> 01:42:59,208 I can carve out my heart. 2012 01:43:14,417 --> 01:43:17,333 I won't be swayed by your words this time. 2013 01:43:17,417 --> 01:43:19,792 I won't regret it again. 2014 01:43:21,875 --> 01:43:24,750 I can never love you again— 2015 01:43:24,833 --> 01:43:27,625 never be yours again. 2016 01:43:28,958 --> 01:43:32,625 Stop crossing my path like this every day. 2017 01:43:32,708 --> 01:43:36,167 Have you ever seen the East and West unite? 2018 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:42,667 I've clearly said no. I don't want your love— 2019 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:46,625 even if you rip out your heart. 2020 01:43:46,708 --> 01:43:53,792 Even if you do it a million times. 2021 01:43:54,250 --> 01:43:57,667 Even if you carve out your heart. 2022 01:43:58,042 --> 01:44:01,250 I can carve out my heart. 2023 01:44:01,750 --> 01:44:05,417 I can carve out my heart, my love. 2024 01:44:05,500 --> 01:44:08,833 I can carve out my heart. 2025 01:44:18,375 --> 01:44:20,500 Ginny, come on—let's dance. 2026 01:44:20,583 --> 01:44:21,583 -I'll join you. You go ahead. -Come on. 2027 01:44:21,625 --> 01:44:23,500 -Go. - Don't take long. 2028 01:44:23,667 --> 01:44:24,792 Come soon. 2029 01:44:29,958 --> 01:44:31,250 Oh God, Dev— 2030 01:44:31,625 --> 01:44:32,917 what's wrong? 2031 01:44:35,417 --> 01:44:38,583 Ginny, let's go somewhere. 2032 01:44:39,208 --> 01:44:40,000 What do you mean? 2033 01:44:40,083 --> 01:44:41,000 Where do you want to go? 2034 01:44:41,250 --> 01:44:44,375 I mean... I like you. 2035 01:44:44,500 --> 01:44:46,167 Are you crazy? Dev, we're just friends. 2036 01:44:46,333 --> 01:44:47,125 Right. 2037 01:44:47,375 --> 01:44:49,583 We're friends. That's why— 2038 01:44:50,708 --> 01:44:51,583 Ashni! 2039 01:44:51,917 --> 01:44:52,875 Ashni! 2040 01:44:53,042 --> 01:44:55,000 You're looking so hot today. 2041 01:44:55,625 --> 01:44:57,333 I know what you want. 2042 01:44:58,500 --> 01:44:59,792 Dev, stop it. 2043 01:44:59,958 --> 01:45:01,542 -Stop it, Dev. -Let's go, okay? 2044 01:45:17,542 --> 01:45:18,958 She is my wife! 2045 01:45:32,292 --> 01:45:33,250 Sunny. 2046 01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:36,625 Hello. 2047 01:45:36,667 --> 01:45:37,625 Yes, Father. 2048 01:45:39,375 --> 01:45:40,458 Father? 2049 01:45:41,500 --> 01:45:44,375 Since when did you start calling me Father? 2050 01:45:46,333 --> 01:45:47,917 Rudal said 2051 01:45:49,375 --> 01:45:51,375 you've taken a job as a driver. 2052 01:45:52,708 --> 01:45:55,958 Any problem, son? 2053 01:45:57,625 --> 01:45:59,917 Just serving my wife. 2054 01:46:01,625 --> 01:46:08,333 I think it's the water of Delhi. 2055 01:46:09,292 --> 01:46:13,292 First my brother, and now... 2056 01:46:16,458 --> 01:46:17,417 Listen-- 2057 01:46:20,250 --> 01:46:23,292 Holi is on the 4th. 2058 01:46:24,167 --> 01:46:25,917 I've arranged an auspicious ritual. 2059 01:46:26,083 --> 01:46:27,792 The entire family will be there. 2060 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:28,875 You too-- 2061 01:46:30,125 --> 01:46:31,500 come back, son. 2062 01:46:31,958 --> 01:46:32,875 Wait, let me speak. 2063 01:46:33,167 --> 01:46:34,708 Hello, Chote. 2064 01:46:34,958 --> 01:46:36,250 If you need money, 2065 01:46:36,333 --> 01:46:37,625 text me directly. 2066 01:46:38,042 --> 01:46:41,125 No need to inform anyone else. 2067 01:46:41,292 --> 01:46:42,583 I'll send it immediately. 2068 01:46:42,792 --> 01:46:45,625 Listen, Sunny. Come home. 2069 01:46:49,792 --> 01:46:51,750 - What-- - You're just... 2070 01:46:56,000 --> 01:46:57,292 Let's go back, Sunny. 2071 01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:02,833 After what happened 2072 01:47:04,042 --> 01:47:05,458 at the club yesterday, 2073 01:47:08,875 --> 01:47:10,292 it's over. 2074 01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:11,542 Try to understand. 2075 01:47:12,625 --> 01:47:13,625 You try to understand. 2076 01:47:15,625 --> 01:47:19,042 I'm not returning without my wife. 2077 01:47:20,417 --> 01:47:22,917 You'll destroy my life along with yours. 2078 01:47:23,167 --> 01:47:24,208 This is my final attempt. 2079 01:47:24,292 --> 01:47:25,625 If I don't clear it this time, 2080 01:47:26,375 --> 01:47:28,458 I may never become an IAS. 2081 01:47:28,625 --> 01:47:29,667 IAS? 2082 01:47:32,792 --> 01:47:34,292 Why are you deluding yourself? 2083 01:47:35,083 --> 01:47:39,000 Don't chase what isn't meant for you. 2084 01:47:41,583 --> 01:47:44,750 Drop this stubbornness and focus on your life. 2085 01:47:52,333 --> 01:47:54,292 Are you saying this to me, or to yourself? 2086 01:48:00,958 --> 01:48:01,875 Ginny? 2087 01:48:03,542 --> 01:48:04,417 You two... 2088 01:48:05,750 --> 01:48:07,292 continue fighting. 2089 01:48:09,083 --> 01:48:10,042 I'm leaving. 2090 01:48:10,458 --> 01:48:11,167 Rudal. 2091 01:48:17,625 --> 01:48:18,583 Rudal, listen to... 2092 01:48:18,625 --> 01:48:19,542 Rudal. 2093 01:48:22,958 --> 01:48:24,792 I was the hero's friend only till now. From here on, 2094 01:48:26,292 --> 01:48:28,458 I become the hero of my own life. 2095 01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:30,375 I... 2096 01:48:39,625 --> 01:48:41,000 What are you trying to prove? 2097 01:48:41,458 --> 01:48:42,625 By chasing me? 2098 01:48:43,292 --> 01:48:45,500 By beating up Dev? 2099 01:48:46,917 --> 01:48:48,583 First you made my life hell in Hrishikesh, 2100 01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:49,625 and now here. 2101 01:48:50,625 --> 01:48:51,333 Why? 2102 01:48:56,167 --> 01:48:57,042 Because I... 2103 01:49:00,292 --> 01:49:04,417 The house where I grew up... 2104 01:49:09,542 --> 01:49:10,625 When I was little, 2105 01:49:12,625 --> 01:49:13,917 the courtyard was all clay and dust. 2106 01:49:17,042 --> 01:49:19,958 I used to eat clay while playing. 2107 01:49:22,167 --> 01:49:24,125 My mother struggled 2108 01:49:24,875 --> 01:49:26,333 to break that habit. 2109 01:49:30,667 --> 01:49:32,458 Then she left me too. 2110 01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:37,667 I left my home for your sake. 2111 01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:42,667 But that mud is still there. 2112 01:49:45,125 --> 01:49:46,875 I don't like your city. 2113 01:49:49,167 --> 01:49:51,375 It's a bloody circus. 2114 01:50:00,042 --> 01:50:01,333 What do you want? 2115 01:50:03,750 --> 01:50:05,708 I want to return home... 2116 01:50:07,458 --> 01:50:08,625 with respect. 2117 01:50:10,167 --> 01:50:11,375 With you. 2118 01:50:11,750 --> 01:50:14,208 It's your house, your city, 2119 01:50:14,375 --> 01:50:15,458 your respect— 2120 01:50:15,583 --> 01:50:16,542 everything is yours. 2121 01:50:16,958 --> 01:50:18,125 What about me? 2122 01:50:19,458 --> 01:50:22,417 Would I be a wrestler if I were that intelligent? 2123 01:50:26,083 --> 01:50:28,042 I admit I made a mistake. 2124 01:50:28,708 --> 01:50:30,625 Give me one chance to fix it. 2125 01:50:32,667 --> 01:50:34,625 What will you fix, Shivansh? 2126 01:50:37,250 --> 01:50:38,667 Holi is in four days. 2127 01:50:40,250 --> 01:50:41,292 Everyone will be there. 2128 01:50:46,083 --> 01:50:47,667 Come back with me once. 2129 01:50:57,208 --> 01:50:57,875 Okay. 2130 01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:00,750 But I have a condition. 2131 01:51:03,125 --> 01:51:04,667 After Holi, you... 2132 01:51:07,042 --> 01:51:08,667 will sign the divorce papers. 2133 01:51:08,958 --> 01:51:10,750 And never return to Delhi-- 2134 01:51:10,958 --> 01:51:13,250 at least not after me. 2135 01:51:24,750 --> 01:51:26,833 Take care, okay. 2136 01:51:29,125 --> 01:51:30,542 Everything will be fine. 2137 01:51:30,708 --> 01:51:31,708 Just watch. 2138 01:52:01,458 --> 01:52:02,292 Sorry. 2139 01:52:05,292 --> 01:52:06,625 Come on, get down. 2140 01:52:06,667 --> 01:52:08,792 This is the final stop—Haridwar. 2141 01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:10,042 Come on. 2142 01:52:12,333 --> 01:52:13,167 Haridwar? 2143 01:52:13,333 --> 01:52:14,250 Hrishikesh...? 2144 01:52:14,917 --> 01:52:15,917 Show me your ticket. 2145 01:52:17,542 --> 01:52:18,500 Oh no— 2146 01:52:20,000 --> 01:52:22,042 the previous bus was for Hrishikesh. 2147 01:52:22,333 --> 01:52:23,542 This ticket was for that one. 2148 01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:24,667 Oh God. 2149 01:52:24,875 --> 01:52:26,458 The next bus leaves in the morning. 2150 01:52:28,167 --> 01:52:29,125 Come on, get down. 2151 01:52:30,708 --> 01:52:31,667 Sorry. 2152 01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:10,625 Only one room available here as well. 2153 01:53:10,792 --> 01:53:11,708 Come on. 2154 01:53:12,042 --> 01:53:13,000 Wow! 2155 01:53:13,750 --> 01:53:16,958 Every coincidence in the world had to happen with you today. 2156 01:53:17,458 --> 01:53:18,708 You boarded the wrong bus. 2157 01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:20,458 The next one is in the morning. 2158 01:53:20,667 --> 01:53:21,417 And now... 2159 01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:23,667 no hotel has a room. 2160 01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:27,417 I'm not an idiot, okay? 2161 01:53:28,083 --> 01:53:29,458 I understand everything. 2162 01:53:30,542 --> 01:53:31,875 What? What? 2163 01:53:32,042 --> 01:53:34,083 Do you think Delhi girls are...? 2164 01:53:34,583 --> 01:53:35,542 What do you think? 2165 01:53:37,042 --> 01:53:39,083 Boys from Hrishikesh are flippant. 2166 01:53:42,792 --> 01:53:43,958 My uncle lives in Haridwar. 2167 01:53:44,042 --> 01:53:45,042 Let's go there. 2168 01:53:45,208 --> 01:53:46,500 Will you feel safe there? 2169 01:53:49,875 --> 01:53:51,625 Now you have an uncle here too. 2170 01:53:51,792 --> 01:53:53,583 He didn't appear in some excavation. 2171 01:53:54,208 --> 01:53:56,042 He's been living here for fifty years. 2172 01:53:57,292 --> 01:53:58,875 You are so weird. 2173 01:53:59,083 --> 01:54:01,458 We can't stay outside in this cold night. 2174 01:54:03,083 --> 01:54:03,792 Can we? 2175 01:54:21,667 --> 01:54:22,583 Sunny. 2176 01:54:23,208 --> 01:54:26,542 Chote says we should all go to Hrishikesh together. 2177 01:54:27,292 --> 01:54:30,125 Sunny, get up—uncle is here. 2178 01:54:35,792 --> 01:54:38,625 Didn't Bharat Bhai gift this car to Pratima 2179 01:54:38,750 --> 01:54:40,083 for topping her college exams? 2180 01:54:40,167 --> 01:54:41,333 Yes... 2181 01:54:41,583 --> 01:54:44,792 And now her college is almost over. 2182 01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:46,542 -Is it? -Yes. 2183 01:54:47,417 --> 01:54:51,958 We have already started looking for a groom. 2184 01:54:52,208 --> 01:54:54,583 Pratima is very good in studies. 2185 01:54:55,375 --> 01:54:56,542 Exactly. 2186 01:54:57,250 --> 01:54:59,333 Let her finish her education and take up a job... 2187 01:54:59,500 --> 01:55:03,208 Why does she need a job? 2188 01:55:03,875 --> 01:55:06,167 Girls need it the most, uncle. 2189 01:55:07,083 --> 01:55:08,375 An uneducated boy 2190 01:55:08,500 --> 01:55:10,208 can work as a guard and survive. 2191 01:55:10,417 --> 01:55:13,500 But if a woman has to work as a guard later, 2192 01:55:13,958 --> 01:55:16,583 it won't look good. 2193 01:55:19,208 --> 01:55:20,375 Look at Ginny. 2194 01:55:21,625 --> 01:55:23,458 When I couldn't support her, 2195 01:55:24,375 --> 01:55:26,292 she supported herself. 2196 01:55:27,208 --> 01:55:29,000 Because she is educated. 2197 01:55:29,292 --> 01:55:31,500 He is right. 2198 01:55:31,583 --> 01:55:34,417 Girls should be like her. 2199 01:55:36,083 --> 01:55:37,500 I'm feeling very uneasy. 2200 01:55:37,542 --> 01:55:38,625 What's happening? 2201 01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:39,875 I feel like vomiting. 2202 01:55:40,042 --> 01:55:41,042 Yes, I feel like vomiting. 2203 01:55:41,125 --> 01:55:41,875 Stop, daughter-in-law. 2204 01:55:41,958 --> 01:55:43,208 Stop the car. 2205 01:55:43,583 --> 01:55:45,083 She's feeling sick. 2206 01:55:45,208 --> 01:55:46,333 Stop the car. 2207 01:55:46,708 --> 01:55:48,667 Do you feel better now? Here, aunty—take this. 2208 01:55:49,542 --> 01:55:51,292 You'll feel better, okay? 2209 01:55:51,792 --> 01:55:53,417 She'll be fine soon. 2210 01:55:53,625 --> 01:55:54,500 Drink this. 2211 01:56:03,958 --> 01:56:06,917 You're not as bad as you look. 2212 01:56:10,500 --> 01:56:11,875 Maybe... 2213 01:56:13,500 --> 01:56:15,792 your city shaped me into someone worthy. 2214 01:56:17,625 --> 01:56:18,625 My city? 2215 01:56:21,708 --> 01:56:23,750 Wasn't it a circus? 2216 01:56:28,667 --> 01:56:30,208 What did it teach you? 2217 01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:32,917 That girls can be 2218 01:56:33,750 --> 01:56:35,583 whatever they want. 2219 01:56:36,917 --> 01:56:38,583 They can be educated. 2220 01:56:39,625 --> 01:56:41,417 They can be open-minded. 2221 01:56:42,375 --> 01:56:45,167 They can work 2222 01:56:45,375 --> 01:56:46,958 or stay at home. 2223 01:56:48,333 --> 01:56:50,000 They can drink... 2224 01:56:50,083 --> 01:56:51,042 or even make 2225 01:56:52,917 --> 01:56:54,583 the first move. 2226 01:56:57,083 --> 01:56:59,375 They can do whatever they want— 2227 01:57:00,042 --> 01:57:01,375 willingly, 2228 01:57:02,875 --> 01:57:04,042 and in their own way. 2229 01:57:21,750 --> 01:57:25,250 How do I tell you— 2230 01:57:25,375 --> 01:57:27,708 my heart alone is to blame? 2231 01:57:27,792 --> 01:57:30,625 How do I confess 2232 01:57:31,167 --> 01:57:34,208 I have no control over it? 2233 01:57:34,292 --> 01:57:38,167 You are the one I love— 2234 01:57:38,250 --> 01:57:44,583 I've fallen for you all over again. 2235 01:57:44,667 --> 01:57:47,500 Love has its flaws, 2236 01:57:47,583 --> 01:57:50,458 love has its virtues... 2237 01:57:50,542 --> 01:57:56,417 but what difference does it make? 2238 01:57:56,500 --> 01:58:02,125 Wherever these eyes wander, 2239 01:58:02,333 --> 01:58:04,625 it's your face I see. 2240 01:58:04,667 --> 01:58:09,250 Tell me—what should I do? 2241 01:58:09,750 --> 01:58:13,625 You are the one I love— 2242 01:58:15,708 --> 01:58:19,333 I've fallen for you once again. 2243 01:58:20,125 --> 01:58:23,042 Walking beside you, 2244 01:58:23,125 --> 01:58:26,042 my destiny now rests in your hands. 2245 01:58:26,125 --> 01:58:29,375 Tell me, what more should I ask of the Lord? 2246 01:58:29,542 --> 01:58:32,000 What more... what more... 2247 01:58:32,083 --> 01:58:34,917 With you, my dreams are fulfilled, 2248 01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:37,792 all my wishes complete. 2249 01:58:37,917 --> 01:58:41,208 Tell me, what more should I ask of the Lord? 2250 01:58:41,375 --> 01:58:44,250 What more... 2251 01:58:44,375 --> 01:58:50,083 what more... 2252 01:58:50,375 --> 01:58:56,667 what more could I ask? 2253 01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:14,667 All my rights and claims belong to you. 2254 01:59:14,750 --> 01:59:22,208 My heartbeat is tied to yours. 2255 01:59:25,583 --> 01:59:32,542 All my rights and claims belong to you. 2256 01:59:32,625 --> 01:59:38,542 My heartbeat is tied to yours. 2257 01:59:38,625 --> 01:59:41,500 These are the unbreakable bonds 2258 01:59:41,583 --> 01:59:44,375 of love that bind me to you. 2259 01:59:44,458 --> 01:59:47,375 My breath may fade— 2260 01:59:47,458 --> 01:59:50,583 but these bonds never will. 2261 01:59:52,083 --> 01:59:54,792 Love lives in the gaze, 2262 01:59:54,875 --> 01:59:57,625 taking shape as words... 2263 01:59:57,875 --> 02:00:00,000 "Read them if you can," 2264 02:00:00,083 --> 02:00:04,750 my heart keeps saying. 2265 02:00:05,167 --> 02:00:09,167 You are the one I love— 2266 02:00:11,375 --> 02:00:14,875 I've fallen for you once again. 2267 02:00:15,292 --> 02:00:18,625 Walking beside you, 2268 02:00:18,750 --> 02:00:21,625 my destiny now rests in your hands. 2269 02:00:21,708 --> 02:00:24,958 Tell me, what more 2270 02:00:25,042 --> 02:00:27,583 should I ask of the Lord? 2271 02:00:27,625 --> 02:00:30,542 With you, my dreams are fulfilled, 2272 02:00:30,625 --> 02:00:33,417 all my wishes complete. 2273 02:00:33,500 --> 02:00:36,792 Tell me, what more should I ask of the Lord? 2274 02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:39,750 What more... 2275 02:00:39,875 --> 02:00:45,625 what more... 2276 02:00:45,875 --> 02:00:53,042 what more could I ask? 2277 02:01:24,083 --> 02:01:25,958 The tea here is really good. 2278 02:01:26,667 --> 02:01:27,417 Do you want some? 2279 02:01:29,500 --> 02:01:30,417 Go on—take the call. 2280 02:01:36,250 --> 02:01:38,333 -Ginny, dude. -Hi, Ashni. 2281 02:01:38,375 --> 02:01:39,625 Where are you? 2282 02:01:39,833 --> 02:01:42,042 You're not picking up calls or replying to texts. 2283 02:01:42,167 --> 02:01:43,208 Are you okay? 2284 02:01:43,292 --> 02:01:44,167 I was worried. 2285 02:01:44,250 --> 02:01:45,542 I'm fine. Don't worry. 2286 02:01:46,167 --> 02:01:46,958 Okay. 2287 02:01:47,125 --> 02:01:49,958 And everyone's saying you ran off with a cab driver. 2288 02:01:50,125 --> 02:01:51,500 Tell me that's fake news. 2289 02:01:51,917 --> 02:01:53,667 Yes, Ashni—fake news. 2290 02:01:55,167 --> 02:01:56,083 I didn't run away. 2291 02:01:56,292 --> 02:01:58,458 I came to my husband's house of my own will. 2292 02:02:03,500 --> 02:02:04,833 God bless you. 2293 02:02:06,417 --> 02:02:08,208 May your bond stay strong. 2294 02:02:12,458 --> 02:02:13,625 We're getting divorced. 2295 02:02:14,333 --> 02:02:15,208 What? 2296 02:02:19,375 --> 02:02:20,458 We're separating. 2297 02:02:20,625 --> 02:02:22,375 This is the Triveni confluence— 2298 02:02:24,125 --> 02:02:28,042 where rivers unite, not part. 2299 02:02:30,083 --> 02:02:31,292 God bless. 2300 02:02:37,833 --> 02:02:38,542 Tea? 2301 02:03:02,417 --> 02:03:04,542 I've signed the divorce papers. 2302 02:03:06,125 --> 02:03:07,833 Check if I missed anything. 2303 02:03:07,917 --> 02:03:09,208 You know, these days 2304 02:03:09,375 --> 02:03:11,625 people become better friends after divorce. 2305 02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:15,167 Meaning... 2306 02:03:16,208 --> 02:03:17,667 we can be friends. 2307 02:03:21,333 --> 02:03:23,042 Whoever you're with, 2308 02:03:23,125 --> 02:03:24,292 stay just like this. 2309 02:03:24,833 --> 02:03:27,167 Don't change after I leave, okay? 2310 02:03:28,708 --> 02:03:29,750 Promise. 2311 02:03:33,083 --> 02:03:35,750 Without you... 2312 02:03:45,375 --> 02:03:48,958 You are the one I love— 2313 02:03:51,208 --> 02:03:55,542 I've fallen for you all over again. 2314 02:04:04,708 --> 02:04:08,458 So... we may never meet again. 2315 02:04:14,458 --> 02:04:16,625 I want to tell you one last thing. 2316 02:04:22,958 --> 02:04:28,167 I've had very little interaction with girls. 2317 02:04:30,500 --> 02:04:34,292 I even studied in a boys' medium school. 2318 02:04:35,083 --> 02:04:38,625 I cried alone, got upset... 2319 02:04:40,125 --> 02:04:41,542 and consoled myself. 2320 02:04:43,417 --> 02:04:45,000 And while trying to console you, 2321 02:04:47,458 --> 02:04:49,833 I experienced everything 2322 02:04:51,708 --> 02:04:54,000 I never did after my mother passed away. 2323 02:04:55,792 --> 02:04:57,958 I never kept a fast. 2324 02:05:01,208 --> 02:05:03,625 But I'll keep sixteen Mondays' fast for you. 2325 02:05:04,417 --> 02:05:05,458 This time... 2326 02:05:07,375 --> 02:05:12,417 Mahadev will find a wonderful life partner for you— 2327 02:05:14,750 --> 02:05:15,708 just the way I... 2328 02:05:20,333 --> 02:05:21,833 the way you want. 2329 02:05:29,833 --> 02:05:30,875 Your train is leaving. 2330 02:05:31,458 --> 02:05:32,833 Will you keep the Karvachauth fast? 2331 02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:34,542 Come on—quickly. 2332 02:05:35,792 --> 02:05:36,833 Ginny, 2333 02:05:39,125 --> 02:05:40,375 take care. 2334 02:05:46,125 --> 02:05:47,208 I'll miss you. 2335 02:06:13,500 --> 02:06:17,500 You taught me how to laugh, 2336 02:06:18,083 --> 02:06:20,458 you taught me how to cry. 2337 02:06:20,500 --> 02:06:21,542 Maybe someday— 2338 02:06:21,958 --> 02:06:26,375 with your friends or alone, 2339 02:06:27,083 --> 02:06:28,333 when you're drunk— 2340 02:06:29,458 --> 02:06:31,125 will you text me? 2341 02:06:32,458 --> 02:06:40,458 My Lord, where do I go now? 2342 02:06:40,542 --> 02:06:41,917 Tell me. 2343 02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:50,000 My Lord, where do I go now? 2344 02:06:50,083 --> 02:06:51,042 Tell me. 2345 02:06:51,125 --> 02:06:54,042 Will you come to Delhi again to trouble me? 2346 02:07:15,375 --> 02:07:16,458 I will. 2347 02:07:27,542 --> 02:07:29,875 I'll keep the Karvachauth fast too-- 2348 02:07:31,542 --> 02:07:32,458 for you. 2349 02:07:41,708 --> 02:07:44,458 But you swore you'd never see me again! 2350 02:07:45,125 --> 02:07:46,750 I swore in English. 2351 02:07:47,000 --> 02:07:47,625 So? 2352 02:07:48,417 --> 02:07:50,083 It doesn't count. 2353 02:07:50,875 --> 02:07:52,250 You idiot. 2354 02:07:56,750 --> 02:07:58,042 I love you. 2355 02:09:03,833 --> 02:09:05,500 Come on, Sunny! 2356 02:09:09,167 --> 02:09:10,792 Come on, Sunny! 2357 02:09:26,500 --> 02:09:28,083 Come on, Sunny!